THE RIVALRY BEGINNING Elle H (EPHtheCoder) x Bill Cipher (But Not Quite)

4:4: Let the Date Night Begin

BILL CIPHER'S POV:

We walked up to the front desk where a Filorpian was sitting behind it.
Filorpians have slime green wrinkly skin, yellow cat eyes, no noses just nostrils, little mouths, and they always wear anything with rings around their clothing. Just a little fun fact for you readers, especially those who are bored of Earth facts.

Me: Hello, good sir, I'm on a lovely date with my sweet Blue Orb. Bill Cipher, you probably know me. Now your best table for two, puppet. Haha, just kidding, I know who you are, Bunker.

Blue was playing along very well by the sweet, positive look on her face. Or maybe...she isn't just playing.

Bunker: Very good, Mr Cipher. Now what astronaut helmet would you two want? Oxygen? Chlorine?

He showed us a few helmets that were filled with different fluids inside of each of them. Lifting a hand up, I gestured at him to stop his idiotic questions.

Me: Please, Bunker, we don't need helmets. Coders & galactical immortal beings can breathe in outer space. Everybody should know that.

He coughed in his hand trying to hide his fear of me & stupidity itself. Resuming he spoke:

Bunker: Ok, no helmets it is. Now your table is-

Bill: On it, let's go.

If you didn't know, I've already read Bunker's mind so I knew our table number. Pushing Blue away gently from the Filorpian, we were on our way to find our table. Blue Orb, noticing my right hand was behind her back, she slapped it off.

Blue: Don't touch me, you deformed Mr Peanut.

Me: Geez, Ms Orb the Cold-mouth. Have you had enough of playing nice for your secret admirer?

She utters an adorable shuddering noise of realization as I knelt my head down by her head.

Blue: Look, Blinky, you're lucky we're both exceptional actors so no one will get suspicious of our rivalry.

Bill: Good point. Besides, during about 90% of this date, people won't notice us. Ain't that perfect?

Suddenly, Blue stopped in front of me and turned to me sternly.

Blue: Wait then, why do I have to act nice?

Me: Well, of course when no one's around, we can have fun being ourselves.

After that we continued strolling around, next to each other.

Blue: Good, 'cause I can't wait to give you even more payba-.

Me: Here's our table.

Stopping her, we were in front of our galactical, blue and gold lined, levitating table. It had printed under it: Ce45s-&-Cri85r. She looked at it in awe.

Blue: Whoa, this is our table?

Me: I did ask them for the best for the two of us. Have a seat.

Pulling up the blue galactical chair for her, I smiled up at her like a gentleman. She sat down, fake smiling, & quickly turned into a frown. Then I sat down on my gold galactical chair, still keeping my hopes up.

Me: You have nothing to worry about.

We'll see, Blue thought. Right away, a Glardinarian waiter appeared walking towards us. What's a Glardinarian? They're small, slimy, purple aliens with 3 big eyes, round smooth face & body shape, kind of see-through, and they wear anything with floating orbs around their clothing. It was a female one, I could tell because girl Glardinarians always put their hair fins in scrunchies and of their long eyelashes & plump lips. She spoke nervously confident "What can I get you 2 today?". Leaning close to her ear, I whispered the order in her ear, so it'll be a surprise for Blue.