THE RIVALRY BEGINNING Elle H (EPHtheCoder) x Bill Cipher (But Not Quite)

4:3: Identity Revealed.

At the top of her lungs she screamed "Bill Cipher!?".

Me: That's my name, don't wear it out, Blue!

With a quick motion, I dragged her into my awesome Golden-Yellow Nightmare automobile. She bounced onto the red human skin seats agast while I took the wheel and slammed on the gas, zooming out of the Earth in milliseconds.

Blue: ELIJAH!! PRESTON!!

ELLE'S POV (again):

Zooming in space we were, riding in a roofless shiny car with no seatbelts in sight while I was holding onto the seat behind me for dear life. The winds of our speed and stardust were brushing through our faces. I, on the other hand am horrified and triggered at the fact that I'm.....
Going on a "DATE" with BILL fricking CIPHER!
Who, FYI, has a 11/10 handsome human form! Still hate admitting it.

Bill: So I guess you DO like what you see.

He smiled a flirty grin.

Me: Shut up.

Bill: Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's no way to talk to your date. Besides, the real action hasn't happened yet. You will love it!

He swishes his head to me with a wicked attractive face as I melted down to the right side on the car. Zooming outer space was surrounding us, each star looking like bright lasers, shooting behind us. Luckily, I have a strong stomach, even for hyper speed.

Me: Ok, be honest with me. How? How in the living crap did you manage to get a physical human form?

Bill: Long story short, it was all because of a deal from an Axolotl & I chose this as a physical form. Not just for me but also...to your liking.

He swooped his hair on the right of him, looking at me like a dramatic soap opera actor. I betcha he's trying to make me "blue"sh some more and guess what...

It's working.
And I HATE IT!

Me: Oh, sweet frickin' frick. Look. This is not a date, I just want to experience....this. But now that I know you're the demon dorito inside, I gotta fly. Sianara!

Jumping out of the car, I felt so free...
For 5 milliseconds. There was blue chaincuffs around both my ankles & forearms.

Me: OH COME ON!

Bill: At least we're in space where no one can hear you scream. Besides, I know you well, you'd never quit, you're far too brave & persistent. Are you?

Me: Of course I am.

I grunted as I threw myself back on the seat of the car not realizing it felt like flesh. Feeling the flesh on the bottom of my seat, I shivered and wrapped my arms around myself in panic.

Me: Living human skin seats!? Oh, right, your insane.

Bill: Exactly, Ms IQ.

Me: But this is totally space kidnapping. Or actually, Codernapping!

Bill scoffed.

Bill: You just made that up.

Me: Yeah but it real fits this situation. Also where are we going?!

In front of us there was an asteroid belt in our way. Did Bill turn a bit? No, absolutely not. He went full speed ahead straight on while spiraling like a football being thrown. Bill was cackling his butt off like the maniac he is as I held on to my breath and my butt despite that I was still wearing the chaincuffs. It felt fun but frightened noises kept coming out of me. At the end of the mega asteroid belt, I began laughing it off as I turned to Bill trying to make myself look serious.

Me: Ok, Billy-boy, where are we going?

The man snickered at the new name I called him.

Bill: Billy-boy? How did that come up? You must really enjoy my presence this time.

He stared intently with his one-eyed devilish gazed. They always give me the creeps when anyone does that to me. To be honest, after the asteroid belt, his eye was only on me, not the space in front of him or behind me, just me.

Bill: To answer your question, Ms Orb, we're going to "Wardonyxin", one of the best places in outer space for the powerful and/or known elites like us.

Me: Oh, dude, you shouldn't have.

Bill: But I wanted to. We deserve the best things, trust me.

It seemed like everytime he said something, he'd come a couple inches closer to me. At this point, either I could feel his warmth or I'm getting warmer. He finally turns his head in front of him.

Bill: Oh boy, toots, we're here!

He slams the brakes as I kept holding onto my dear soul, hoping it won't escape my body. The stop made me bump behind me. It hurt a little bit but I felt worse.
This Wardonyxin place he mentioned was a galactical diner, floating slowly in space. It was all the colors of the Rainbow, crystalline white too to add more shine. It was a round-shaped establishment with rings around it, above the front doors. The building was as tall & wide as a Embassy Suites hotel. Above the building was an independent floating, spinning sign that advertised the glowing name of "Wardonyxin".
Bill was out of the car when I looked back at him.

Bill: Come on, now.

He swooped over to me and grabbed my hand.

Bill: What are you waiting for?

I'm waiting for the right time to have your butt kicked.

Hello, everybody, EPHtheCoder here! You get the jist:

Is it a trap?

Will Elle fall head over heels over Bill?

How is their food there? Is it good?

Stay tuned, everybody, see you next time! BYYYYYYYYEEEE!! 💙