Countryhumans Incorrect Quotes - Part 1

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Britain at a cafe
Worker: Here you go sir! A lovely fresh cup of tea!
Brit: Ugh, it tastes like it's three days old.
Worker: Lovely cup of tea!
Brit: It tastes horrible too.
Worker: Cup of tea!
Brit: Wait.. why does it tastes like coffee?
Worker: Cup
Brit: Also, why the fuck did you serve this to me in a bowl?!
Worker: We ran out of coffee—I mean tea cups.