Random Groupchat Messages

out of context things that were said at lunch today

"GIVE ME MY SHOE

YoU bRoKe MY ShOE

guys this blueberry is having a blueberry

would you like a baby blueberry jess?

i've got someone's DNA on my hand

i want your DNA

she broke both her heads

i HiT mY pInKY iN tHe DoOR OOoOoOooo

they're probably all gonna be sQuISHy

wHY wErE yOu TouCHinG mY fOoD

hello this is my imitation of liams cry. WahHAAaa WahAaAha

HEHSSB ITS GOT HAIR ON IT
*slides of the chair*

there's a ghost oOOooOoo

VAmoS

why are you touching my bum

i'm not your RevERsiNG inTo mY hAnD

i only shave the bit you can see when i wear my football shorts other than that i can have a nice little coat

jESs pUllED mY foOt ouT oF MY sOcKEt

JUST BECAUSE YOUR NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO PULL YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY FOOT

your what got stuck in the door?

ORJDJSNAKOOOO

OOOHOHOHOHOHO

*eve rubbing her thigh*

everyone's knees look like that except liams because he doesn't have KnEEcaPs

shut up it sounds like some lesbian porn around here

tHaTS cAlLEd rApE

if izzy makes that sound i'm genuinely scared

izzy you go AHHH

you have a death wish don't you *claps*

i CAn HeAr ThEM lESs nOW

i'm possible to be an absolute fucking failure

that was a bit unexpected YOUR A BIT UNEXPECTED

No that's more like gay porn

me izzy izzy and shona are talking about porn.

there are conversations that you don't wanna have whilst your underneath izzy's armpit sweat

you've got my scalp sweat THatS jUSt GreAsE

he scratches your face and goes HEYAAAAAAA *opens legs and cries*

*lightsaber appears* *everyone claps*

sHut yoUR leG mIsS lAdY

you remember when that teacher got sacked for drinking jack daniels

ooooo

*claps again*

oooo i just found it

*everyone screams and claps at lightsaber*

hahaowowhahahaowow ow

i SoUnD lIKe MiSS WhEelHoUsE

what would happen if a teacher died in the middle of the lesson

i do have a dick but i shoved it up my ass

that's a very flexible dick