Well shit. I totally forgot this existed. It's been a while since I laid my eyes on this. Wow. I suck at remembering stuff. I'm actually pretty surprised. We have 962 reads and 13 votes. I expected nobody to even glance. But you guys or gals decided to read this crap. Thanks. Any who, letsa go.
Y/N POV
Y/N: Next stop. Pearl's house.
I start to sprint across one of the stages platforms and dive towards the water.
Pearl: OH SHIT! WE'RE ALL GONA DIE!
Meanwhile Marina peacefully humming
I spread my wings out from my jacket and slowly rise up into the sky.
Pearl: *gasp* Holy shit. *gasp* Holy shit. *gasp*
Y/N: Please don't freak out. It's distracting me.
Pearl: WE'RE IN DA SKY! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO NOT FREAK OUT!?
Y/N: By not freaking out. It's simple.
Pearl: Fine. I'll just hold on like there's no tomorrow.
Pearl squeezes your chest.
Pearl: Wait. Why do you feel like a rock?
Y/N: Equipment.
Pearl: What kind of equipment?
Y/N: Military.
Pearl: So. You were in the army?
Y/N: Yup.
Pearl: Wow. What'd you do?
Y/N: Basically, I just shot stuff.
Pearl: That's all?
Y/N: *Sigh* I tell you the rest later. Now time for the dive.
Pearl: Dive? What dive?
I tuck my wings in and dive towards the mansion.
Pearl: HOLY SHIT! NOT AGAIN!
Marina: Pearly. Please be quiet.
Pearl: BUT WERE ABOUT TO DIE!
I spread my wings out and glide to the front porch and land softly onto it.
Y/N: Well. We're here. You can get off.
I crouch to the ground to let pearl off and set the bag on the ground to let Marina out.
Marina: Ow. My back hurts from staying in there for so long.
Y/N: Get some rest. I can wait to talk in the morning.
Pearl: Alright. What time we gonna talk?
Y/N: I don't care.
Pearl: Okay. We have tomorrow off and I'm sleeping in. Peace out.
Y/N: I'll take that as 12 in the afternoon. Goodnight.
Marina: Goodnight Y/N.
Pearl: Night dude.
The two idols head into the mansion leaving you alone on the porch.
Y/N: (Well. Alone again.)
Pearl: Hold up. You wanna come in Y/N?
Y/N: Shure. (Yay. I'm not alone. Well. I do have Bronx.)
I head into the mansion along with Pearl quietly.
Pearl: So I don't have any guest rooms ready but I do have the couch in the living room.
Y/N: It's fine. You don't have to overwork yourself.
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