THIS GIF IS SO FRIGGIN ATTRACTIVE ;LHKGJFCJKL;OJHLKGUJYF
summary: to the public, peter parker is the epitome of innocent, but after a conversation at lunch, he is determined to prove the opposite.
warnings: SO MANY DIRTY JOKES but to be fair that's literally the premise of this entire chapter... also hella sexual tension and cussing and y eah
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- peter parker is a soft innocent child (as we all know)
- but we also know that he is a teenage boy
- and teenage boys
- do
- things?
- ?????????
- but of course, peter keeps his private life private
- which gives him the impression of the most absolutely innocent boy (which he is but like... not entirely..?)
- this impression especially sticks with his friends:
ned: peter, you couldn't be dirty if you tried
mj: *smirk-laughs*
peter: what? i can be dirty!
y/n: dude, the only way you'd get dirty is by not showering for five days
ned: she's right, peter
peter: *whining* bet! i can totally be dirty!
y/n: *snorts* yeah, okay, mr. clean- and so, peter was now on a mission
- after patrol, this mans literally looked up a bunch of dirty jokes and took quizzes on whether or not he was dirty minded
- like
- homeboy was p r e p a r e d
- the next day, as soon as he saw you, he ran up next to you with a shit-eating grin
- "hey, little one," you joked
- he let out an annoyed whine before refocusing himself
- "hey, y/n, why did the sperm cross the road?"
- you immediately recoiled, stopping in your tracks for a second before beginning to walk beside him again
- "...why?"
- "because i put on the wrong sock this morning."
- "oh my god, peter, gross."
- he jumped at every living possibility he could to make a dirty joke, just to prove a point
- and recently, more specifically, to prove a point to you
- even ned noticed that his jokes were becoming more pointed at you
- for example:
y/n: *brushing out your hair* ugh, it's too long
peter: that's what she said!- or:
y/n: *drops pencil* agh, fuck me
peter: okay- like this boy got to a point where he didn't even care about proving that he was dirty (that came naturally after a bit)
- he began to love seeing your reactions and the look on your face at his words
- like you'd blush and get flustered before smacking him in the arm
- or
- or
- OR
- you'd respond with something either just as dirty or even dirtier
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peter parker imagines!
Fanfictionimagines about our boy peter-man !! dear cody ko, please find this book and make fun of it my life would be complete [peter parker x reader] [peter parker, tom holland] mwah enjoy