Wally's conundrum

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*Appearing out of nowhere comes Barry looking about ready to shiv somebody.*

*A group of shady guys approach.*

Shady guy left: Dang dude, lookin' sharp.

*Barry swiftly shivs the shady guys in the thigh.*

Shady guy right: TUCK!

Shady guy middle: OH SHOOT TUCKER!

*Barry wonders why he just did what he did and realizes it was THE SPEEDSTER CODE.*

*A big, tall, lengthy, shady, mafia lookin' boi makes his way down the street and shoots Barry right then and there so many times that Barry died.*

Big, tall, lengthy, shady, mafia lookin' boi: Ha pleb!

Barry: OOF

*Little did the mafia lookin' boi know that Barry caught every single bullet he shot.*

Barry: Ha! Forget I'm a speedster you did!

*Barry then speeds off to Star Labs.*

Cisco: Where were ya mate?

Barry: (With a smirk) Just having some fun.

Cisco: Of course.

Caitlin: Barry quick it's an emergency!

Cisco: Well I'm not...oh coming.

Barry: She wanted me!

Cisco: Oh okay then guess I will just have to wait here then.

*Barry runs to the console where Caitlin is starring in disbelief at her results.*

Caitlin: I tested positive. Barry this is going to change our lives forever.

Barry: What the heck you talking about?

Caitlin: I not only am a meta but I have dyslexia.

Cisco: (sarcastically) Oh no it's the end of the world.

Barry: And why is this so important and it will change our lives forever?

Cisco: Hate to break it to ya Cait but this only effects you and how come you have been acting fine.

Caitlin: I don't know why you all hate me.

Cisco: Caitlin you can shut up because you know that ain't true.

*Caitlin sadly looks down.*

Cisco: What I'm trying to say is you been really on the fritz lately I'm worried is something else going on?

Caitlin: I just found out I have dyslexia okay! That's all. Leave me alone.

Cisco: (Exhales) Okay.

*Caitlin walks out leaving Cisco and Barry alone.*

Barry: Just give her some time Cisco.

Cisco: (Quietly) yeah (Pauses) time.

*Joe walks in about to crap his pants with his fly down.*

Joe: Where are pull ups when you need 'em!

*Barry and Cisco start chuckling as Joe screams for the bathroom.*

Joe: Why did Allah have to curse pull ups?

*Iris soon follows.*

Iris: Eww dad the bathroom is this way.

*Iris points towards the way to the bathroom.*

Joe: Thanks baby girl I REALLY HAVE TO GO! 😦

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⏰ Last updated: Dec 14, 2019 ⏰

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