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i signed up for a dating website to get my mom off my back

"Honey. Will you please start dating already. You are 23 and have never had a boyfriend!" 

Oh my God. This again. 

"Mom. I do not want a boyfriend. I will once I am done with college."

She does not understand ugh. I just need to finish college with a 4.0 GPA and then I can have fun. But until them I am only focused on me, myself, and I. 

"But think about it, a boyfriend! A boy to cuddle you and love you.."

"Okay mom great, I will think about it."

"Will you atleast get one of those dating sites? Stephanie's daughter found her husband on that uh what's it called? Twitter?"

Twitter? Tumblr??  Tinder?!?!

"Sure, whatever."

"Thank you!! Keep me updated. I want to hear updates."

"I will, I will, I will." Not. I will not.

"I am not kidding. A date. By next week."

Ohhhh myyyy Godddd.

"Fine." 

I said as I got up and walked out of the kitchen room.

Why does this always happen. She is always wanting me to date. I just want to get good grades and work on me. It's not like I am missing out on anything. Most relationships only last like a few months anyways.

I got out my phone and pulled up Tinder. My god this makes me look desperate.

A picture? I don't know, maybe an old prom one? A senior picture? I'm way to old for either...

Maybe a picture from hoco week?

Ugh. I guess this one will work, at least I look half decent.

Maybe I will just use this site, go on a few dates, and that is it. Nothing serious. 

Okay okay, picture is uploaded. 

Bio??? I don't know.. "My mom is making me do this" "I don't actually want anything to do with anyone" "Just looking for someone to go on a date with, THAT is it."

"College girl, very busy, grades are important to me. Into taking things slow."

I am not looking for any weirdo guys. It's not like I am a virgin though! I have had flings, I just do not want to put effort into anything. I just want to be pleased every now and then.

------------------------- the next morning -----------------------

Ughhhh another morning. Okay okay, stupid alarm, I am awake.

I am so stinking tired. 

Okayyyy, just have to shower and brush teeth. Oh and get dressed. 

Almost time for my first class, an 8am, really??

Twitter notifications, tumblr, facebook, snapchat, tinder, gma- TINDER?

ugh it does not end.

"Wanna hook up?" "I'm not looking for anything real either (; " "Can we go on a date?" "I would love to take you out" "Nice breasts" 

Nice Breasts?? THEY AREN'T EVEN OUT. People are so weird.

Okay at least three not-so-weird guys. Only two of them are cute though. I'll just reply "Sure! Lets go on a date." to both of them.