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💕 Proposals 💕

- "You fucking asshole."

Miz Cracker=

- When you woke up on your shared bed with Maxwell. He was nowhere to be found.
- You assume that he's in the living room, possibly in the kitchen feeding the kids since it's bright and early outside.
- you shrugged it off and laid back down, being the absolute lazy-ass you are.

• An hour later •

- "Babe? It's time to wake up, beautiful...", you felt Max pat your head gently as he attempted to wake you up.
- you were well awake but you still pretended to be asleep.
- you felt him raise an eyebrow to you. But you were confident he still thought you were asleep. As you were quite a decent actor.
- you tried not to smile, which you prevailed successfully.
- you felt Max scoot over to your side and lay beside you.
- he tucked a loose strand of hair behind your ear and deeply sighed.
- "You don't know how lucky I am to have you here by my side-", he trailed in another sigh before continuing.
- He softly cupped your cheek.
- "How confused I am to know that you're still here after all the bad things we went through..."
- "How much I love you...", he placed a fragile peck on your lips.
- Your heart sank with glee from what he confessed while you were acting.
- he felt him slowly stand back up and walk away from the bed.
- you opened your eyes and checked to see if the coast was clear.
- Holy fucker-ooni
- you blushed like a tomato from all the words that left his mouth moments ago.
- butterflies were literally fluttering in your stomach.
- you sat up and pretended you just woke up.
- you realized it was almost eight in the morning and almost time for work.
- you sighed at the sudden realization of reality.
- damn it universe.
- you got up from the bed and headed straight to the kitchen, where Maxwell was drawing on a wooden board. Two sprawled out on the table and one he was still writing on.
- "Hi, cracks.", you greeted a half-dressed Cracker. She hummed back a "good morning".
- you turned to all your daughters who were in their high chairs ravishing on apple-flavored baby food.
- "Good morning Tilly, Han, Addah.", they glistened with enchantment as they saw you.
- Tilly began to clap her hands as she chirped "Mummy! Mummy!" Over and over again.
- Hans stuck her tongue out as she stared at you with stars in her eyes.
- Addah paid mind to your presence by demanding to be picked up. Moving around on her high chair.
- "Woah calm down, three.", you scooted to pick up your youngest.
- as you opened your arms to pick her up she already spread hers eagerly waiting for you.
- "A light firecracker aren't ya?", you cooed as you cradled the toddler in your arms.
- "Fi'-wacker?", she questioned in a silly manner.
- "Yes, firecracker.", you continued to coo as the last two girls began to get jealous.
- "Mummy! Nes' mi!", Hans insisted.
- "Nu-uh! Nes' me! I bigger!", Tilly tracked.
- "Back off kids, I'm mummy's favorite.", Cracker came up behind and snaked her arms around you.
- The girls looked angry at their dad.
- Addah hissed at him, slapped Cracker's hands away and replaced them with hers. Refusing to let you go.
- "Girls, girls, you're all pretty, don't fight over mummy.", you defended as you put Addah back down on her highchair.
- "Ha! She's mine!", Cracker played out and grabbed you from behind and hid you in her touch.
- In almost an instant all three of the girls wailed and screamed.
- "MAOMAAA! NO LAKE CRACKIE.", Tilly sobbed through tears.
- "CRACKIE MEAN!", Addah railed *against* her tiny hands on her table.
- "CRACKIE OUT!", Hans pointed to the door.
- Cracker couldn't help but laugh, and you couldn't help but hive her a death stare.
- "What?", she asked mid laughing.
- "It's funny to make your children cry?", you escaped from her arms.
- You were clearly mad that Cracker made the three cry, not that because now you have to calm them down, but because you were the one who has to take care of them before you head off to work.
- "It's not funny Cracks.", you grabbed a pack of moist towels and cleaned them up from their sticky and messy states.
- "Okay okay, I gotta admit though, it was a little funny.", you glared daggers at her from afar.
- "I told you, it's not funny Cracks", you said annoyed by what Cracker did.
- "I'm sorry. I should've known better.", Cracker apologized in her sweet and subtle voice.
- "It's fine.", you softly responded.
- you finished up cleaning the girls and headed to the bathroom where you showered.
- you felt your muscles relax as the warm water coursed its way through your body.
- God, you loved showers.
- it was the only time you were alone, with no one to distract you.
- well- the only distraction you got from showering was when Maxwell was bathing with you.
- fifteen minutes passed before you stepped out.
- you instantly dreaded to go back in. You weren't ready to face reality again
- but you have to, for the obvious sake of your children, because Cracker couldn't even hold them together for a solid thirty minutes.
- you dried yourself, dressed up and headed back to the kitchen to get some coffee for a picker-upper.
- Cracker was now in full drag and wearing a female tuxedo for whatever reason. With her bug fluffy hair up in a loose bun. Kinda like she was going to a lesbian wedding for something.
- She was beaming with happiness for whatever reason and was now clenching her makeup for the gay gods.
- "What's wrong?", you asked taking knowledge of her constant shaking as you were pouring yourself some coffee.
- "Nothing, I'm just waiting for a package. Yell for me when it arrives.", she disappeared into the bedroom with Tilly, Hans, and Addah, who were now surprisingly cool with her.
- "Okay?", you were perplexed.
- you continued with her coffee because-
- it's fucking coffee and you're still wasted as shit.
- midway through drinking your mug, the apartment doorbell rang.
- That must be her package.
- you sighed and put your mug down.
- you opened the door and was greeted by the mailman. Who looked kind of friendly.
- you both had a little conversation before saying goodbye and you closing the door.
- you were too busy talking to the guy before you noticed that the box looked kind of weird.
- you placed it on the dining room table before calling out to Cracker.
- "Max! Your box is here!", you called out.
- There were a few seconds of silence before Cracker responded.
- "Can you bring it here?! I need to show you something!", Cracker yelled from the bedroom.
- you groaned and got up from your seat. Snatching the box and walked into your bedroom.
- where you were greeted in the weirdest scene.
- Tilly was holding a wood sign with " Yes", Hans with "Or No", and Addah with ", Dad's Desperate".
- "Max, what's this?", you asked Cracker as she stood there, trembling with anticipation.
- "Open your box.", she said referring to the box you were holding.
- you looked at her and then at the box before opening it with unsteady hands.
- you unlocked the box and it revealed a small letter that said "Open Me"
- your eyes drop as you continued to unfold.
- then it soon filled with tears.