Aries: My best friend
Taurus: NOOOOO
Gemini: My bitchCancer: Eh....
Leo: *gives standing ovation*
Virgo: *Walks away*
Libra: Well, hello there
Scorpio: *glances into space*
Sagittarius: YASSS
Capricorn: Bye
Aquarius: My bitch
Pisces: Nope.