The Signs as Drug Dealers

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Aries: Handles the money 💵

Taurus: Gets caught because of big mouth 👄

Gemini: Best stuff in town 👍🏼

Cancer: The drug dealers hot gf/bf 🥵

Leo: Amazing salesmen with hella street cred 💸💸💸

Virgo: Sells to 7 year olds 😑

Libra: Tells everyone aftermath and loses customers 📉

Scorpio: The one that does the ass kicking when you don't pay back 👊🏼

Sagittarius: Does the drug with you and hands it out like candy 🍬

Capricorn: Paranoid about getting caught 😨

Aquarius: Makes the product 💊

Pisces: Accidentally takes the drug and wakes up in the middle of nowhere 🫤

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