Aries: Makes Mac en Cheese *Burns It*
Taurus: Can't Stop Swearing In front Of Kids.
Gemini: Will Not Let Their Kid Quit Sports Because Their *Part Of A Team*
Cancer: The Parent Everyone Loves. Always Has Kids Friends Around.
Leo: "Honey! Where Are My Keys! I Forgot The Kids At The Mall!"
Virgo: The Parent That Physically Forces Their Kids To Do Homework.
Libra: "Jane, Stop Fucking Around And Leave Me Alone, I'm Tired"
Scorpio: The Parent That Buys The Best Food, Rents The Best Movies, Gives Their Kids Money.
Sagittarius: Goes To Yoga Everyday. Annoys Their Children With Facts And Quotes.
Capricorn: Kid Gets A B On Their Test "Lol Loser! I Could Have Done So Much Better! Suck It!"
Aquarius: Has A House With A Pool. Never Uses It.
Pisces: "You Can Smoke... You Can Drink... You Can Have Sex." "Oh, And Be Safe"
