'Through the cut, with Pabb, we gon' bang on em Leeky in the backseat with that chopper, we gon' swang on 'em And all my drawers be Ralph Lauren Twenty-three shots to his car, Michael Jordan Brrt, bah bah bah' Quando Rondo-
Pilar (pee-lar)
"Like, I'm so done with theses niggas I swear I am." Asia got inside my car closing the door.
"What he did now?" Ja'Bria said from the back.
"He said my kitty only good on fridays. My shit good all year around."
"Damn, he actually said it?" I asked.
Well all knew Asia only fucked Hassan on fridays, his bitch came home at 4 in the morning and he got off at 8:00pm more than enough time to catch that nut and be done.
"No Pilar, he didn't say it like that but that's basically what he said."
"At least you ain't a full time side chick." Ja'Bria pointed out.
"Bitch I ain't even the weekend, my dumb ass only get fridays."
"Think of it like this, he said fridays be the most stressful days at work for him, so that mean your pussy is his peace, his blunt, his stress reliever. Then you get a Chanel bag after."
"Pilar I'm not bout to lie, that made me feel a lil worst. So basically I'm a prostitute."
"Prostitutes fuck for cash, you get a bag. You sell the bag and get the cash, but you still get the bag." Shut up Pilar.
Ja'Bria started dying in the back. Asia knew what she was getting into, yet she still caught feelings. It didn't help that he was older.
"Shut up Ja'Bria!"
"Girl fuck you. Need to be screaming at Hassan. Let us see the new purse though."
Asia smacked her teeth, but proceed to pull out the Chanel bag.
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"Damn, this bitch pretty. Ask him if he need me to take Monday's, he could come over." Ja'Bria joked.
The purse was cute as fuck but it really wasn't worth all this drama with a nigga. All Asia do is go sell them bitches.
"Pilar, tell her stop making fun of me. She always do me this when I leave."
"Maybe that's a sign that you should stop."
"Okay cool, no Christmas for you hoes."
Ja'Bria paused. "Asia I will buy you the condoms and keep look out for his bitch if you want more days bro."
"Who said we use condoms? I like to live on the edge."
I laughed. These hoes was funny, especially when it came to the non sense that came out they mouth.
