Yep, this is happening. We're huge fans of the series from the first game to Tales of the Borderlands and you're damn right we're gonna cover all of them. Kinda, we're gonna skip the first as it is agreed to be more of a introduction to the world an...
The drive was smooth as it could be on a rough terrain on an already nearly destroyed moon but as long as we got to where we needed that's all that mattered.
Janey (Echo): "Be careful near the kraggon, they appeared after Dahl started mining the planet and one of them nearly killed me a couple months ago. Gave me a sexy scar on my stomach... Extremely sexy, Athena."
Athena: "What? I-I'm going to, uh... keep shooting things and focus on that exclusively..."
Arix: "Smooth."
She glared at me as I just sat in my seat smiling as we finally arrived at the entrance. We didn't make it far seeing a claptrap with a police hat approach us.
Officer Trap: "OK, that's far enough, busters! Entry papers and make it snappy! CHOP CHOP!"
He held out his hand while we all looked at each other unsure what to do until Aurelia stepped forward.
Aurelia: "Let me handle this, ahem, je suis désolé, must have left my papers in my other fabulous coat."
Officer Trap: "You're in violation of the Verbal Space Morality Statute! You just got a ticket!"
He handed her a written ticket for profanity which had her flustered.
Aurelia: "Non! You misunderstood me, as a member of the bourgeoisie (bor-zwah-zee) I speak many languages."
Officer Trap: "Oh, you just got another! I love rules, they make me feel powerful! Now wait there or you'll get a third ticket!"
Aurelia: "B-But I-"
Officer Trap: "How about you big guy?"
Wilhelm: "F*ck you!"
Officer: "Looks like I'm writing you a ticket as well!"
Wilhelm: "F*CK YOU!"
Nisha: "Can I just shoot it?"
Arix: "How about we don't start our reputation in Concordia by killing off its only law force?"
Janey (Echo): "Give him the Orbatron, things will get weird though, just so you know."
I pulled out the device and shrugged tossing it to the officer who caught it like he was playing hot potato. Nothing happened until it started to beep and the officer looked... off...
