D: So, I heard someone has a crush on you?
S: Ay talaga? Sino daw?
D: Someone named J, a member of a boygroup.
S: Ok.
D: Ok? Is that all? Nothing else to say?
S: What? Eh ano naman kung crush ako? It will fade eventually.
D: Di mo man lang ba titingnan picture niya? Stalk him or something?
S: Duh, bakit ko gagawin yun? Ako ba may crush? Saka try to ask him again, sure ako ibang tao na isasagot non.
D: Ok. Sabi mo e.
*coincidentally nagguest ang group ni J on that week sa online program kung saan Host si D and guest host naman si S. Si D kasama si R na host din ang mag iinterview sa kanila habang si S nasa dressing room.
D: Welcome to our program guys! Please introduce yourselves!
Group: Hello! We are the Boy group!
R: In fairness guys, ang galing niyong maglive ha! And to think na sumasayaw pa kayo while singing! Diba D?
D: Of course! Baka kaya niyo din sayawin yung Kill this Love? Favorite ko yun e! And gusto ko si J ang magsample!
J: Waa, im not prepared po for this pero sige, ill try.
R: Later na lang daw kasi may technical difficulties. Ito talagang si D, sobrang random.
D: Baka lang naman di ba? Hehe
R: Well, ito mas interesting. I heard someone within your group is crushing on our Bebe S!
D: Ayan! Yan ang mas random, R! All of a sudden?
R: Pero seryoso nga. That's you, J. Right?
J: Ah, hehehe. Yes po.
D: Wow. I believe you like her music, thats why? Kasi you are an artist too?
J: Ahm, actually po. Before pa siya nagrelease ng mga songs niya Ive been a huge fan of hers na po. Since younger days pa po niya. I watched all of her teleseryes and movies pa nga!
R: Uyy! Nagbablush! What a revelation coming from the man of the hour! Pero napakaswerte mo J kasi you know what, S is here too. Nasa dressing room ata. Want me to call her on stage? So you can properly introduce yourself to her?
J: Hala. Huwag na po. Nakakahiya po!
D: Uy, nahihiya daw R. Huwag mo na kasi ipush.
R: Bakit ba. This is like a once in a lifetime experience. So, does our writer/producer allow? Yes? Oh! Yes daw! Good! Natawag na din pala sya. Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, Bebe S!!!!
S: Hoy kuya R! Ano na namang kalokohan itong ginagawa mo jusko.
R: Well, gusto ka lang naman ipakilala sayo itong fanboy and nagkacrush sayo since noong sanggol ka pa lang. Hehehe. Well, joking aside, J meet S. S meet J.
J: Hi Ms S. Nice to meet you! Im a fan!
R: Fan lang ba? Akala ko crush?!
D: Pusher lang R? Pusher lang?
S: Ah hehe. Hi J, nice to meet you too. Welcome sa program!
J: Ah. Thank you Ms S! Hope to see you again!
S: Sure sure!
D: Alright! Napakaswerte mo nga naman talaga J. Pero sad to say, we are running out of time sa show kaya naman lets move on na to our next guest!
R: Galing mo sumegueway doon D a! Ok Boy Group, thank you for coming! Sige sama na kayo kay S sa backstage para makapagpapicture ka na rin J kay S!
*after na ito ng online program nila*
D: Apparently, that J guy seems like crush na crush ka niya talaga no?
S: Ayan na naman po tayo. Fishing again! Chismoso mo talaga no?
D: So ano na nga? Did you two talked sa backstage after your little moment on air?
S: Well, yeah. Pero konti lang.
D: Really? Pero may papicture talaga?
S: Paano mo nalaman?
D: His group has a twitter account and your selfie with him has just been posted with the caption, "our own baby Shark meets bebe S!" WTH? Wala na ba sila maisip na ibang caption? Cringy!
S: Seriously? Manager ba kita? Daig mo pa ako sa pagiging updated mo sa mga ganap about sa akin a?
D: Well I cant help it. Your pic with him is blowing up the twitter world!
S: Wait nga, let me check.
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S: Ohmyghaad, oo nga! Ang dami pala niyang fans sa twitter! Buti na lang walang hate comments! Puro positive lang nababasa ko, oh wait may isang possessive fan na naligaw!
@idonotshare ang name? Napakalame naman! Sabi niya, "That will be the last time you will take a pic with her. The next time you do, kahit photobomber ka lang, i will make sure you eat expired ubejams!" Ano daw????
D: Hahaha! Amazing right?!! That's the best curse I have ever made in my life! Im sure he is threatened!
S: Wait, anong sinabi mo? "I?" So this means ikaw si @idonotshare? Seryoso ka?!
D: Ops! Guess Im caught. Hehehe. This loud mouth of mine talaga.
S: Ikaw talaga! You are so childish! And to tell you frankly, hindi nakakathreaten yung comment mo. Nakakatawa actually kaya goodluck nalang sa pacurse curse mo. Need more practice pa on that department.
D: Eh why kasi! Baka mamaya he becomes your friend na rin. Tapos you will not have time for me na. For us pala.
S: Aba aba. Selos lang?
D: Huh? Hindi a? Bakit ako magseselos? Ang sabi ko lang naman mawawalan ka ng time sa akin! Sa amin!
S: Owww. Di ka nga nagseselos. Convinced ako. Grabe.
D: Im serious and honest here. You are mocking me na naman e.
S: Eh. Ayaw mo ba kasi yun? Madadagdagan na ang kuya kuyahan ko?
D: Kuya?!
S: Yes! He is 22 years old like you. So kuya ko sya!
D: That guy, he is really getting into my nerves. May pa-"po" pa siyang nalalaman, same age lang pala kami!Bagay talaga sa kanya buhok niyang hugis mushroom, sarap bunutin!
S: May sinasabi ka?
D: Huh? Wala no. Ah basta. Dont call him kuya! He has a name! Call him J!
S: Pero mas matanda nga sya sa akin! And ano naman kung kuyahin ko sya?
D: Unfair yun sa akin because you dont call me kuya. So dont call him kuya, ok?
S: Gusto mo ba ill call you kuya D nalang para pantay kayo? Para solve na issue natin jan sa utak mo?
D: No! Im older than you, im your kuya pero I dont wanna be called kuya.
S: Huh? Labo mo naman! Cute kaya! Kuya D!
D: No.
S: Kuya D!
D: Stop it! Or else...
S: Or else what?
D: Or else.
S: Or else what nga?!! Ayan ka na naman sa mga pabitin mo ha!
D: Or else Ill unfollow you on socmed! I will make fake account and i will bash you!
S: Ha! As if gagawin mo! Ikaw nga tong unang nang aaway kapag nababash ako e! Hay nakuuu.
And childish talaga! Tsk tsk! Tara na nga! Kain na lang tayo siomai rice! Libre ko!
D: Oh! Siomai rice! May favorite! Okay! Basta dont call me kuya ok? Dont be friends with that J too. Kahit magpapansin sya, ignore him at all cost!
S: Kuya!!!!
D: Argg! Stop it!
S: Bleh!
