Pregnant Woman

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Lala8berries:What if Jeff had to explain a pregnant woman.

Jeff:Uh................What's that's supposed to mean cause I never done that thing.

Kaylie(random girl that Jeff banged) OH JEFF,IM HAVING YOUR BABY!!!!!

Jeff:Hi Kaylie so WHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!Babe don't yell!!

Mary:The more you bang the more you get Aids.

Jane:I know right HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!Jeff is pregnant with a random woman.

Mary:That is so funny so what's the baby gonna be like is it a boy or a Girl or twins or triplets or twin boys or twin girls or whatever.....

Jeff:I'm sorry Kaylie I shouldn't have used protection.

Kaylie:Yep but are you gonna leave me just because we're having a kid of yours?

Jeff:No Kaylie I love you! *hugs Kaylie*

Kaylie:*smiles and hugs back* hehe

Mary:AWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Jane:Gross!

Kaylie:Ask or dare anyways homies!!!

Mary:*throws a knife at Kaylie's back* my line

Kaylie:*screams* ow ow ow *crys*

Jeff:MARY!!!!!!! *walks to me*

Mary:*tickles Jeff's neck and then he faints* don't hurt me or otherwise I'll hurt you!

Jeff:Sorry.

Mary:NOW!!!!!ASK OR DARE ANYWAYS!!!!!! *runs away*

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