Alastor and Lucifer both got drunk.
Lucifer bet $40 that he couldn't put his dick in a pumpkin.
Alastor took the bet.
He got his dick in the pumpkin and got his $40.
Unfortunately, he couldn't get his dick out.
He offered Bill $20 to help.
Bill did.
They freed his dick from the pumpkin.
The end.
(That is all the effort you're getting V, I swear to God!)
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Alastor X Bill One-Shots (Billastor)
FanfictionY'know, I wasn't going to publish this but . . .fuck it. I actually ship this by the way. I don't really care if you don't. Please be gentle about it in comments . . . Alastor is from Hazbin Hotel (YouTube) Bill Cipher is from Gravity Falls (TV)
