But, you're just a computer... [SQUIP x Fem. Reader]

A new bestfriend? - Chapter 3

"Is it okay if I tell him?" I directly asked my Squip.

"Yeah, it's okay to tell Jeremy." My Squip reassured.

I drummed my fingers on the steering wheel and glanced at Jeremy. "Heh, yeah, I was planning on telling you anyway," I said.

Jeremy's eyes lit up. "Thank god- Cause I got myself one t-too!" He stammered, "Ow!" He squeaked.

I raised my eyebrow with a smirk. "wHat diD I tell yOu aBoUT sTuDdErInG?!" I sarcastically said, pretending to be Jeremy's Squip. I heard Jeremy hesitantly chuckle, but my Squip loudly cringed.

"That's exactly what he said..." My Squip lightly giggled.

I started snickering as I turned into the mall parking garage and parked the car on the rooftop of the parking garage. Jeremy and I left the car like normal god damn people, while my Squip (and probably Jeremy's squip as well) just glitched outside.

"So, where should we go first?" I asked as we walked over to the garage's elevator.

"I'm not sure, I haven't gotten anything to eat today yet, so maybe the food court or something." Jeremy prompted as he shrugged. I pressed the button for the elevator.

"Maybe, although I've already eaten, so we could just grab you like a slushy or something," I suggested.

"I'm okay with that." Jeremy complied as we walked into the elevator. Jeremy pressed the button for the ground floor and the doors closed. "Oh, also so I'm about to go on a tangent here," Jeremy said, preparing me for his rant.

I dusted my shirt off for dramatic effect. "Alright, I'm ready." I lightly chuckled.

"So, I've been wondering this for a while, but you know how in the song "Milkshake", Kelis started the song off by saying: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"?" He asked.

I nodded at his question. "Obviously," I replied with a thumbs up.

"Well, say I had two milkshakes," Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my Squip move to stand right next to Jeremy, and he started to silently mock Jeremy by pretending his hand was Jeremy and moved his fingers along with Jeremy's words to make it seem as if it was my Squip's hand that was talking. "So, say I put one of the milkshakes on my lawn, and the other on my neighbor's lawn, then where would the boys go?" He asked.

I was trying so hard not to snicker at my Squip, but it was a lot harder than I thought it was going to be, and I did end up laughing out loud like a doofus. "I really don't like the word doofus-"

"No one asked you, Squipward."

"What? If my question really that absurd?" He asked, throwing his hands in the air.

"No, and yes," I stifled out between wheezes. "Your question is incredibly absurd, but I'm laughing because my Squip is being cute by mocking you right now, and it gave me a good belly laugh," I explained. The elevator doors opened and the three (four, counting Jeremy's Squip) of us walked out.

Jeremy looked amused but a little annoyed at the same time. I glanced back up at my Squip, I couldn't help but notice a faint blue blush resting on his cheeks. "What the hell? Can Squips even blush?"

"No." My Squip answered with a glitch.

"Mhhhmmmmm suuuuuuuurrrreeee." I teased.

The Squips's face turned a deeper blue, but I chose to ignore it. Jeremy and I walked into the mall and head to the food court to grab Jeremy a small snack.

After Jeremy finished his food, we then wandered around the mall. "So, if we want to get 'popular', I'm assuming you might want to 're-color' your whole ascetic." I giggled as I did air quotes on the words 'popular' and "re-color'.

Jeremy looked at me again and smirk. "You once again just unknowingly quoted my Squip..." He lightly chuckled.

"Well, you see, I'm just a genius," I said, doing an overdramatic hair flip.

"That's debatable." My Squip interjected as he looked up from one of his many holographic popup screens.

"Shut up, you're just a stupid computer."

"One, ouch. Two, that's also debatable."

"I feel attacked." I unknowingly said aloud.

"What?" Jeremy asked.

I turned my head back to look at him. "Oh sorry, my Squip is just being a prick." I briefly explained. "Ow!" A weak shock rung through my spine.

Jeremy chuckled. "You're so lucky, I would never be able to get away with only a small shock if I called my Squip a prick." Jeremy cautiously said.

"Ha, sounds like your Squip is a total asshole." I giggled.

Jeremy nervously chuckled. "Um, how about we go to that Kohl's to get some clothes." He prompted, trying to change the subject.

I raised an eyebrow at him. "God, this Squip really is changing you, you never want to go shopping." I snickered.

Jeremy glared at me but just brushed my comment off.

"Okay, how about we both pick out like 2 fully new outfits, and meet at the cashiers in 1 hour?" I suggested.

Jeremy shrugged. "Sure." He agreed. I set a timer for 1 hour and we walked our separate ways.

I walked over to the women's section with my Squip following behind me. "Any specific ideas on your outfits?" The Squip asked.

"Hmm, not really, I was hoping you could help me pick some stuff out!" I grinned at my Squip.

The Squip stared at me for a second before glancing at the ground. A cute small smile tugged on his lips, but before I could say anything to him, the Squip raised an eyebrow and looked back up at me, "Cute smile?" A small neon blue tint rested on his cheeks, while I facepalmed myself and blushed out of embarrassment. "Remember Y/n, I'm in your head." Squippy once again approached a bit closer to my face. "I can hear everything you're thinking."

"Well, then fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

"Can you go a solid 20 minutes without making a reference?" He genuinely asked.

"I'll be sure to tell you when it happens."

The Squip let out a long sigh. "Let's just focus on the clothes."