skeppy badboyhalo and a6d go to IKEA

a couple of inconveniences occur at IKEA

skeppy: but how endless is endless. is it truly endless, or does it eventually have an end?

Bbh: but if it's has an end then it wouldn't be endless, so it would be an endless supply if we know the amount of crumpets we're talking about

skeppy: but if it has an amount then it wouldn't be endless would it?

Bbh: yeah, but it would be endless to a human depending on how long they live, if they die and still have crumpets to go off from, then it would have been as if they were endless his entire life

skeppy: that's so stupid, according to the perpendicularity of the bisector-

Bbh: oH MY GOODNESS SKEPPY STOP USING BIG WORDS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN

a6d: are you done

skeppy: yes

Technoblade grabbed Spifey tightly by the shoulder and pointer his sword at him, threateningly. The trio was taken aback why this power move, they were too shocked to react.

Technoblade: Now you tell us where the manager is or I'm gonna shove this sword up your spine and make you squeal harder than an anime girl on an situation of questionable contents.

Spifey: woah woah buddy mate calm down

skeppy: uuuuh techno let's not get too carried away with this

Technoblade: I want my gamer chair back, Skeppy.

skeppy: yeah, but you can't juST COMMIT MURDER

a6d: tbh idc

Spifey: alright alright, what if I told you a uuuuh clue? about where the manager is??

skeppy: that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Technoblade was still holding Spifey, any attempt to pull him away was useless, considering his god-like strength from playing Minecraft all day. He didn't say anything, he just threateningly stared at Spifey, and waited for the group's opinion on the matter before making his next move.
Bad pulled skeppy away from the group for a moment and attempted to reason with him.

Bbh: geppy, this is the best chance we have if we want to get to this manager of his! we gotta accept it >:O

skeppy: he could literally say anything that qualifies as an adjective to describe this mystery manager, its useless

Bbh: well yeah, but we caNT JUST LET TECHNO MURDER SOMEONE >>::OO

skeppy: ok fInE I GUESS

Both of them returned to the group. Techno was still holding Spifey, and Spifey looked kind of terrified, to be honest. a6d was just sitting on the floor while eating a baguette. He looked pretty bored.

Bbh: ok so we made up our mind, we'll let spifey go and he'll tell us his uh clue >_>

Spifey: oh thank god

Techno let Spifey go. Bad was relieved, the poor lad looked as if he was going to die of nervousness. A6d and Techno looked pretty disappointed, though. I guess they were expecting some bloodshed.

skeppy: so? what's the clue?

Spifey: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh he's in the table aisle.

skeppy: that's... actually quite helpful! thanks!

Spifey: ok cool can i go now

skeppy: ya sure

Spifey ran to a random direction and left the field of sigh of the group. They decided to walk there, since they really didn't have anything else to go with.

Technoblade: How do we know we can trust him?

skeppy: we don't really have any more options left tbh

a6d: also are we getting my chair once we're done with this or not?

Technoblade: We definitely are. For you see, I'm also in search of an alpha gamer chair.

a6d: ah, i see you are a man of culture as well.

The group finally arrived to the tables aisle. There was no one in sight, but maybe they were hidden? There was no way of telling, considering there were tables literally everywhere and attempting to see past them was a futile attempt to searching for anything past them.

skeppy: what the heck where is the manager

Technoblade: we got scammed

Bbh: maybe we gotta wait for them to come back??? o_o

skeppy: nah im with techno on this one, we definitely got scammed

a6d: maybe we could stay here for a while until, idk something happens?

And so they waited. They didn't have to wait long though, it only took about 3 minutes until something happened, and that something was the ground moving... or rather the ground separating? It started to open a big gap between the group, separating them in twos.

skeppy: wOAH WHAT THE HECK DUDE WHY IS THE GROUND OPENING

Technoblade: Somebody is trying to separate us! I knew we shouldn't have trusted him!

Due to the ground opening, the floor was moving really aggressively. So much to the point that half of the group fell down the hole! The other half couldn't even jump in to go get them, because as soon as they fell in, the floor shut tight. It was almost as if somebody was trying to purposely separate them... But who?

Now you may be wondering who ended up with who. I guess you'll just have to wait for the next chapter to find out :) .