magical scenarios collection!

♡incorrect quotes!!!

Enjoy!

The gang ;

Me: [to Chailai & Kenji] I'm the one who got us into this mess, so I'll be the one who gets us much, much deeper into this mess.

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Chailai: Hey, if you put “violently” in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.

Me: Violently study.

Aroma: Violently sleep.

Pafu: Violently eat.

Kenji: Violently murder people.

Magical mentor: Violently worry about the previous comment.

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Kenji: Chailai, we tried things your way.

Chailai: No, we didn't.

Kenji: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Magical mentor: That sounds like a terrible plan.

Aroma: Oh, we've had worse.

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Me: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Me, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor! *evilly laughs while flashing my monopoly money In everybody's faces*

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Chailai: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Kenji: Chailai, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Chailai: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Kenji: Who the fuck--

Magical mentor: Language!

Kenji: Whom the fuck--

Magical mentor: l a n g u a g e!

Kenji: Whomst the--

Magical mentor: No.

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Me: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Aroma: And you came to me?

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MM: So what do you have planned for the future?

Chailai: Lunch.

MM: No, like long term.

Chailai: Oh...um, dinner?

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Chailai: What are we doing?

Kenji: Wasting our lives.

Chailai: I meant for lunch...

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* in hope kingdom castle with kanata*

Kanata: [Pointing at the broken magical coffee machine.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Me: ...I did. I broke it.

Magical mentor: No. No you didn't. Kenji?

Kenji: Don't look at me. Look at Chailai.

Chailai: What?! I didn't break it.

Kenji: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Chailai: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Kenji: Suspicious.

Chailai: No it's not!

Pafu: If it matters, probably not, but Aroma was the last one to use it.

Aroma: No! I don't even drink that stuff!

Pafu: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the cart earlier?

Aroma: I was just sitting on top of it, that's all!

MM: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Kanata.

Kanata: No! Who broke it!?

Chailai: Kanata... Flora's been awfully quiet.

Me: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing.]

Kanata, thinking internally while watching everyone argue: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Villians!!

Shut: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Close: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.

Shut: We could attack them with hummus.

Close: I stand corrected.

Shut: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Lock: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Close: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

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Close: Name a way to be nice to others.

Me: Don't kill them.

Close: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

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Dyspear: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!

Close: It's kind of complicated, but Shut-

Dyspear: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Close: How you hate to be wrong.

Lock: I wouldn't know, I'm not familiar with the sensation.

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Close: How do people not swear??? Like where does their anger go?? How do they show their enthusiasm??? What if they stub their toe??? Like saying golly gosh isn't really going to cut it, Barbara.

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Shut: Is 4 a lot?

Dyspear: Depends on the context. Berries? No. Murders? Yes.

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Lock: I'd like to address Shut's annoying personal habits.

Shut: Oh my God! What personal habits?

Lock: I have a list. FYI overuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12.

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Shut: I did a bad thing.

Dyspear: Does it affect me?

Shut: No.

Dyspear: Then suffer in silence.