Courtroom Affairs

So, here's a little thing for you guys

Hey dudes, here's a gift for waiting patiently. This isn't the actual new chapter, but it's still worth reading! Hope this doesn't give you a migraine :3
Also, I may or may not be high on crocs.🤠

MiLe$ strted to slibbity sl0b on p3nix's knibbity kn0b.

"br0000, dat f33ls s0 gucciiiii" penix sed. he was monin and gr0nin.

MiLe$ wss lik3 "slurp slurp"

"#mmm, #yumyum, #gettingthesucc, #w0@h, #YASSISTERS" penix sed 4 sum reson.

"dUde. SHUT UP, IM TRYNA SUCC UR DIC" MiLe$ screeched calmly. MiLe$ was getting pirty ann0y3d by penix's spewing hash browns. I mean hash tags.

So like, then, penix was r3ally l1king the sucky sucky. and his dick was about to 3XP¶£0D3.
*he was about t0 cum.

MiLe$ w4s still giving the suck when penix's dick actually exploded. Shit.. that wasn't supposed to happen-

aNyWhO, penix was having a good ol time, literally dickless. but MiLe$ still has to get rekt. "bro, how am i gonna give u the fuck if i don't got a cok??? 😔👊" penix asked. now that's depressing.

MiLe$ was supa dupa sm4rt, so he gave penix a nifty solution. "just g0r1ll4 gloo ur dick back on." he said. "duh, dumbass."

penix was FLABBERGASTED. Such a sm0rt idea. penix pulled out his trusty, dusty gorilla glue and legitimately GLUED HIS PENIS BACK ON. no joke no scam. tf am i even doing.

MiLe$ decided to be a supportive friend. "ur new dick luks gr34t, bro" he said. look at him, being all nice.

penix really appreciated MiLe$' compliment.. "idrc, lemme smash." penix said. #polite.

"u suk." MiLe$ said

"uno reverse, bitch." penix sed

"no u-"

"DUDE, SERIOUSLY, JUST LET ME FUCK YOU ALREADY, THE SQUAD IS GETTING TIRED OF OUR SHIT."
penix said calmly.

MiLe$ agreed and prnix put his glooed on dick in the boi's 4$$. "H0LY $H3T" MiLe$ yelled.

"DAYUM, Y U YELLING SO MUCH?" penix was #concerned.

"TH4T F00KEN HURT$, M8" MiLe$ sed. "but like, fukmeh4rd3rdadi."

well that was a bit blunt.

penix was like "kk" and he REKT MiLe$' buti. the boi was strecht.

there were sum really wet noises tgat sounded h4wt. "yum yum, buster" MiLe$ sed. his dick was nearing its final moments, so was penix's.

majestically, both of their dicks exploded in unison. ain't that beautiful?

"this is spicy and all.. but i think we should visit a hospital. like, now." MiLe$ said.

i hope you guts liked this.. watever this is. im trying to finish the actual third part, so be patient if you can :D

no drugs were used in the making of this chapter, busters.