"What's your pigs name?"

"That's not your buisness."

"What's that symbol on your belt?"

"W-why do you need to know?"

Mary kept taking notes and Roz became increasingly uncomfortable. Roz looked straight ahead. Sweat running down her green head. Veins started to show and pump out of frustration. She thiught to herself: I need to get rid of this. This annoying, hideous, smelly, Meat headed organism.

"Hey what's this thing on your back?" Mary pointed to Roz's pak. Her brain.

"You are the most annoying thing I've ever come across in my entire existence!"

"Can you awnser the question?"

"No! Can you go away?"

"What does it do?"

"Ah! Don't touch my pak!"

"What's a pak?"

Roz realized what she had just said.
"It's my...my uh..." She thought of the multiple fictions of a pak that could seem normal to an organic life form with no metallic or artificial parts.

"It's my...storage compartment. I cary it around with me and it holds my things."

"Oh! like a backpack!" Mary took notes on this.

"Y...yes." Roz was shaking hard. She screamed in her head: I've got to get away from this stalker ho-man! She'll blow my whole cover!

Roz spotted a busy street in the distancedurounded by vehicles and taller, uglier life forms. I can find an escape here she thought.

"Excuse me...Mars?"

"Mary."

"Yes well I have to go away now. I did not like talking to you, you smell and are ugly, have a nice day."

And with that Roz picked up Dum and ran into the crowded, trash filled streets. She pushed her way past people and kicked a baby to get through. She ran through traffic and almost got run over by three different vehicles. One being an ambulance for the baby.

Dum shouted Weeeee with glee the whole time being carried. They even snagged a passerby's greasy bacon sandwich.

An onlooker asked her mother if that was cannibalism. To which the mother shrugged and both kept walking.

Eventually Roz made it to an alleyway.

"Curses! A dead end!"

"Hey look," said Dum, "It's Joline."

"Dum what on Irk's doom-filled empire are you-OHSMPH!" she turned around to see Mary at the entry to the alleyway. Roz was trapped.

"Why are you running away?" Mary asked and cocked her large head sideways her arms were behind her back.

"W-w-will you lea-leave me alone?"

"Not until you awnser my questions honestly."

"Theres nothing to know! Go away!"

"No."

"You are so anoying you ugly smelly ho-man!"

"And you're really bad at lying you disgusting green alien."

The word and the emphasis on "alien" made Roz go dead. Her eyes went wide. She was shaking violently. "W-what-"

"Oh common, it's hard not to tell. I mean, you have green skin."

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