Why Not Both?

Chapter Twenty-Three

"No, thanks for making breakfast Tweek, really, and it's nothing," Craig replied, focusing on making food. He blushed a little when Tweek kissed him, though.

Suddenly, a wild Kenny appeared, with only a towel on his lower half. He had just finished taking a hot shower, so it seemed, considering his lightly-tanned skin was damp with droplets of water and his hair was wet and pushed back a bit. Kenny smiled brightly.

"Good morning, baby," he hummed happily, walking over to Tweek before leaning down to kiss his lips spontaneously. He grabbed his hips a bit, squeezing them a bit to tease his boyfriend.

"M-morning, Kenny- ack- you got me all wet from the water all over you!" Tweek whined and pouted to hide his deep blush. These two would be the death of him. Kenny laughed softly, rubbing the back of his head. "Did you sleep okay?"

"Sorry, cutie," he apologized and winked playfully. "Yeah, I slept fantastically. You are so cozy, so I fell asleep right away."

Craig suddenly recalled the whole no-dick situation with Tweek. How in the hell would he ask Tweek about something like that? Should he even? Maybe not.

"It wasn't my coziness, it was all those soft blankets Craig spoiled us with," he smiled over at his other boyfriend. He wanted to make sure to show both of them affection and also include both of them otherwise he knew this entire thing wouldn't ever work and he wanted it to. "I was going to say that Craig made us breakfast, but then I remembered that I burnt almost everything so I guess I have to take credit for this mess."

"You're welcome," Craig joked, earning a laugh from Kenny. The blonde smirked and walked over to Craig.

"Plus, the blankets smelled like you, Craiggory. It was so nice and relaxing," Kenny teased him, blowing against Craig's ear teasingly. Craig immediately jumped and blushed brightly, throwing a pancake at Kenny. Kenny obviously caught it, though.

"Go put on some clothes, dammit!" Craig defended, going back to preparing food to eat.

"Aw, you're no fun, Craig," Kenny whined, eating the pancake. Tweek grinned at the two boys' interaction and blushed only slightly because just the image of those two attractive assholes together like that was way too much of a turn on.

"Yeah, Kenny. Go put on some clothes," Tweek joined Craig jokingly. He really didn't actually want his boyfriend to put on a shirt, though, because, holy shit, his semi naked body was hot as fuck. Kenny smirked and walked over to Tweek. He reached out and grabbed his hand, lifting it up so that he could kiss it gently. He then winked at him with a slight tilt of his head.

"Is that an invitation, cutie, because if you want to help me put on some clothes, I'd love that?" Kenny murmured as he gazed at Tweek. It took all of whatever patience Craig had to not turn around and smack the shit out of Kenny.

"Nope, I'm busy burning pancakes. I'm sure you can put your own clothes on just fine, Ken," he said. Then, he gave him a smirk and kissed him teasingly. "Maybe you should ask Craig to help you."

Kenny frowned dramatically and left with the saddest of puppy dog eyes. Craig only laughed and began making plates for everyone. They eventually all finished breakfast though and were stuffed full.

"Thanks for saving most of my shitty breakfast, Craig," he said genuinely as he started picking up the table and cleaning dishes. He already loved being with these two. It was weird, but really nice.

"Oh, shit," Tweek said before realizing he'd been too distracted by these two beautiful boys to even think about his coffee. He didn't see s coffee maker on the counters. Oh no. "Craig, please tell me you have your coffee machine hidden somewhere?"

"Oh, um, I haven't actually gotten one, yet. Did you want to go out and get some somewhere?" Craig suggested.

"I'll never understand how you guys don't need coffee to survive. Do you guys mind?" Tweek asked a bit sheepishly now as he didn't want to inconvenience both of his boys. He looked from Craig to Kenny and back. "Wait, I have no money. Maybe I'll have to bring my extra one I keep in my room for emergencies from home here. That's probably cheaper except... my parents might see me..." His dad, mostly.

"It's okay. I can pay for you, if that's okay?" Craig assured his boyfriend with a gentle gaze. He looked over to Kenny to make an offer. "I can help with yours, too, Kenny."

"You're the best Craig!" Kenny cheered, earning a light shove before he leaned over to hug Craig.

"A-are you sure, Craig? I don't mind just bringing mine here? So that next time there's coffee already here? Also, money," he told Craig but couldn't help smiling at his two boyfriends getting along. Ugh, he loved them.

"It's okay, babe, really," Craig assured him, walking over to kiss his forehead and to poke Kenny's. They all left to get coffee and hang out the rest of that day, since it was Saturday.