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fri*k

Shuichi POV:

I really didn't want to go to this place. Me and kokichi are going to the new bar downtown to see if it's good or not, but I have a gut feeling that I'm going to have a shitty time. Kokichi on the other hand, is excited, and I'm glad that he's ready. But did he really have to force me into going? I feel bad as it is. I mean, I guess I could try to go along with this if it makes him happy, plus, Kaito and Maki will be there so it won't be so bad, right?

"Shuichi! Come on already! Stop staring off into space and get in the car," kokichi nudged my shoulder as he commanded me, hopping into the passenger seat. "Ok ok, fine.. Just tell me if you change your mind," I stated as I, too, got into the drivers side of the car and turned the key into the ignition. The car revved up and soon we were on the road to the bar. "Woooow shuichi, slow the hell down, We're going like 420 in a 55 lane!" Kokichi laughed at his sarcastic comment and then gripped my arm, "but seriously, go faster," they were infact going very slow. "O-oh, sorry ouma," I put my foot to the metal and we went way faster then before. "Hey hey hey! I didn't mean race car fast, dumby." kokichi managed to sputter out as he was pressed to the seat from the force of the car.

Soon enough, we had arrived at the bar and I got out, as did ouma. I hesitantly walked up to the door, which was the opposite of kokichis approach. He looked quite happy to be there and cheerily opened the door. Instantly, there was the sound of loud laughter and chatting inside. Kokichi ushered me inside with him and the waiter smiled at us. Through the crowd it was almost impossible to hear her. She asked us what she could help us with, "we're looking for two others who should be he-" suddenly, we heard a familiar voice call to us from across the room.

"Shuichi! Kokichi! Over here," it was Kaito. Me and ouma walked over to the table that Kaito and Maki were sitting at and grabbed a seat for ourselves. "It's been awhile, hasn't it? What've you been doin' all this time?" Kaito asked as I picked up a glass of water that had been sitting next to me. "Not much, other then being super boring as usual. Right shuichi?" Kokichi said this pissily. "I am not boring! I just don't go out much," I said while I set the water back down. "You're not boring, oumas just a dunce," this was the first thing Maki had said to us. "I am not! As the ultamite supreme leader, that hurt me." Kokichi made a pouty face, which was obviously fake.

It was getting deeper into the night and I was almost starting to enjoy myself. All four of us had been chatting about our days and just stupid things in general for atleast two hours. Kaito and Kokichi had been drinking, Kaito drinking the most out of them, but kokichi was infact.. quite small compared to Kaito. Which made him more susceptible to become intoxicated. And on top of that, he barely drank water. Only that awful panta soda that he loves so much for God knows what reason.

"Hey Ouma, I think it's time we go home now."
"Don't.. don't wanna!" Kokichi tried pushing me away as I got closer, but I grabbed his arm and started to drag him out. Kaito and Maki had left a few minutes before because it was getting late and the bar was becoming emptier. It was 12 at night the last time I checked.
"Let go of me you buffoon!"
"Kokichi you're drunk! We have to go home now! They're closing anyway,"
"I'm not drunk yyy..yooure drunk pretty lady," kokichi batted his eyes at me and smiled a hazy grin.

I had succeeded in dragging kokichi out to the car and getting him to atleast sit in the seat. No buckling though. "Can we go to dairy Queen?"
"No, kokichi. We aren't going to dairy Queen."
"What the FUCK shuichi.." kokichi started to cry crocodile tears. "I thought you loved me!!" I blushed at his comment and looked to him. He was sat back in his seat with his eyes half lidded from exhaustion and a wide grin on his face, changed from his previous expression of crying. "Aw, you turned pink! Just by me saying," kokichi leaned closer to my ear and began to whisper, "I love you?"
"N-no! I was just th-thinking about.." before I had time to answer, he responded with "oh, poor shuichi. You're such a bad liar. Now get me diary queen!"
"Whatever.. fine. I'll get you your stupid icecream."

After I got ouma his icecream, we drove back to the house. Kokichi had passed out before we got back, so I decided to carry him in. It's not like he's heavy or anything. I picked him up from his side of the car and carried him like a child into the small house that we shared together. "Damn, kokichi," I began to say in a hushed tone, as to not wake him. "What shampoo do you use? It smells like lavender.."

I made my way up to his bedroom and opened the door. Posters lined the walls of the purple room and a checkered bed sat in the middle. It was so messy in here, I could barely move around. "God, can't you clean your room, like, ever?" I asked him jokingly, as he couldn't hear me because..well.. he's asleep. I went to set kokichi down on the bed, but... He wasn't letting go. His grip was tight around me and I couldn't get him off. I heard a giggle from him as I began to feel kisses on the crook of my neck and collar bone. "K-kokichi?! C-cut that out!" More laughter could be heard from the purple haired boy. "But that's no fun!" He said between kisses and licks. "Yknow, I was actually awake the whole time. Nishishi!" I was stunned. Did he really go through all of that? Just to get me here? "Cmon, stop messing arou-" I was cut off by his lips connecting with mine. My eyes widened, and to my surprise, he flipped me over onto the bed forcefully while pinning my arms in the process. He leaned over me and bent down toward my ear once again. "I really do love you, shuichi. And that's not a lie. I've wanted to do this for a long time now."
"K-kokichi, if this is a joke then it's not a very funny one."
"I just said I wasn't lying! What more do you want from me?" He straddled my torso as to keep me from moving. I tried to get up but Everytime I did he pushed me back down, and he slowly began to unbutton my flannel shirt.

I was starting to get hard. I didn't want to, but I was. And it was getting quite uncomfortable. Kokichi finally had my shirt opened up and he took this opportunity to kiss my neck and make his way down to my chest. My breathing became faster and hitched every few breaths I would take, which motivated kokichi to lick more.

After more biting and kissing, kokichi sat up with drool hanging out of his mouth. "What are you d-doing?" I asked questioningly. All kokichi did was get up, laugh, and run out of the room. I was stuck sitting on his bed, dazed and a bit horny from the events that had occurred. Kokichi didn't come back, but I did hear rustling from my room. I just assumed he was going to sleep and dozed off after awhile on the checkered blanket that was surprisingly soft for how it looked.

Authors note:

You fucking THOUGHT it would go there, didn't you, you stinkys 🤡 this how yall look rn ya NASTY 🥴
ALSO shitty first fic so don't fight me when u read it cus ik it's bad don't @ me tho