✓SEASONS [JAKE GYLLENHAAL]

shí wǔ.

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十五

𝐭𝐦𝐢 𝐛𝐫𝐨. . .

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LOVEBUGS + ADRA

THE 5TH WHEEL
hello lovebugs!!

i've come to make
an announcement
that rake is officially
sailing again!! all
aboard????

PREGGY BLAKEY
AY AY CAPTAIN

THE 5TH WHEEL
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!

RYAN REY-REY
AY AY CAPTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FA MULAN
remind me again
why we're friends??

hmmmM
MMMmmm 🤔

ALEX THE LION
hey, rose, maybe if
we quietly leave
this gc they
won't notice. . .👀

FA MULAN
not a bad idea,
gyllenhaal

RYAN REY-REY
HEY LOOK THE
TWO OF THEM
TALK TO EACH OTHER

YOU GO
GLEN COCOS!!

PREGGY BLAKEY
my acne is clear,
no crops have been
dried out, ad world
peace has been
restored now that
rake is back together!!

FA MULAN
we never broke up??

ALEX THE LION
we were on a break???

FA MULAN
you're not my
lobster anymore,
gyllenhaal 😒

we all know i
prefer monica
asklsjlkjd

ALEX THE LION
i'm sorry!!

RYAN REY-REY
aahhh so glad to
have our daily notifications
of rake bickering

PREGGY BLAKEY
i prefer this rather
than the sulky!rake
tho

RYAN REY-REY
oh yes!!

you truly speak to
my soul, blake lively.
i knew there was a
good reason why
people magazinge
voted you as sexiest
man alive 👏👏

but, also, so diddly
darn happy that i won't
have a whining jake
in my hands 😁

ALEX THE LION
reynolds, don't
you even dare 👿

RYAN REY-REY
"i miss rosie. i hope
she comes home
soon."

"fuck, ry. should i
just show her the ring
and propose on
the spot????"

"god, ryan, i'm so
in love with her it
makes me insane
how she's not here
right now."

((CUE THE CRYING
BACKGROUND NOISE))

ALEX THE LION
you know what, reynolds,
you remind me so
much of elmo. . .

RYAN REY-REY
because i'm inquisitive
and optimistic and
your kids love me??!!!!!

ALEX THE LION

THE 5TH WHEEL
ooof look at that
choke hold 😳

RYAN REY-REY
jakey, don't
hurt me!! 😭

FA MULAN
jake's choke hold
isn't THAT strong
come on. . .

PREGGY BLAKEY
OH MY GOD OH MY
GOD OH MY GOD

THE 5TH WHEEL
GROSS GROSS GROSS
GROSS GROSS

but that the
same time

RAKE BABY RAKE
BABY RAKE BABY!!!!

RYAN REY-REY
honestly, not surprised
at this rake revelation

THE 5TH WHEEL
ughhh rake flexes such
weird bedroom kinks
i swear

FA MULAN
it wasn't even that
weird i swear x2!!

you see, we were
trying to re-create the
scene in ca:cw where
black widow scissors
the winter soldier
and then—

THE 5TH WHEEL
oKAY TMI TMI TMI
TM—THE FUCK—I!!!!

RYAN REY-REY
so just like that all
those angsty months
are forgotten, huh??

PREGGY BLAKEY
ryan fucking reynolds,
you're ruining the
moment

RYAN REY-REY
i can do whatever
i want. . .i'm deadpool

ALEX THE LION
nah,,

there were a
lot of tears

FA MULAN
and apologies

ALEX THE LION
and honesty

THE 5TH WHEEL
#COMMUNICATION
BITCHES

ALEX THE LION
and MIND-BLOWING
MAKE-UP SEX! ! !

FA MULAN
YA YEET 😏

THE 5TH WHEEL

RYAN REY-REY
nope not surprising
at all

PREGGY BLAKEY
i hope the third
ren-gyllenhaal child
is a girl!! 😁