Today I tried to tell May I loved her.
Instead of saying, "You're so hot" I stuttered and said "You're so shot."
She was not amused, considering she had a bullet wound earlier this week.
-Phil Coulson
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How to relationship - By: Phil Coulson
FanfictionPhil Coulson's attempts at woo-ing Melinda May