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How to kill a bitch?

This bitch is trying me.

She really is.

I SPENT EIGHTY BUCKS ON THIS FREAKING FORTUNE TELLER SHIT JUST SO SHE COULD TELL ME I WAS GONNA LIVE WITH THE NINJA TURTLES TOMORROW.

I bet all of you thought I was holy well guess what? It's me bitch the new chaeyoung. I mean we've been knew that I'm not holy because Wattpad said so so I guess I'm not.

Sometimes Wattpad makes me look like a thirsty bitch that curses 24/7 don't ask me how I know about this I don't know either the author just told me so I... never mind let's keep going with the story.

I got up and didn't even look at the bitch because if not I felt like I was gonna break her neck right there but the bitch still had the nerve to smile at my face like what she just said wasn't shit but imma just leave before I do anything else.

If she told me that we would find out about the aliens in Area 51 I think I would believe that more then the freaking ninja turtle crap but let's keep it cool. My phone started ringing meaning it was time for Lisa to annoy the shit out of me but I wasn't gonna have any of that to day so imma just have a quick conversation with her.

Oh I forgot to tell you I'm 18 years old and I'm in college. ....Wait What the fuck did you just say? Did you just say nobody asked? Bitch if you wouldn't be a reader I would beat the shit out of you right now but since your kindly reading my story imma just give you a peace sign.

And guess what? I don't care that you broke your ankle. No just kidding forgive me I just watch a lot of memes and vines so if I mention them in my story just bare with me.

I made to a coffee shop nearby to wait for Lisa since I didn't even bother to pick up my phone and she would also track me down and look for me anyway so I just sat down and sipped my coffee calmly. Now when did I get the coffee you ask? I mean... I guess the author was being his lazy ass self and didn't put it in the story.

Wait did he? Wait author did you... put it in? (A/N: no Rosie I-) yeah the bitch didn't put the details in because he's probably eating ramen cup noodles somewhere in his room so I'm sorry y'all have to bare with this. This is just him being himself. Anyways-

"YOW WASSUP WASSUP EVERYONE" Lisa raised two peace signs out to everyone in the coffee shop and winked at all the girls low key licking her lips she knew damn well nobody wanted to hang out with her non existen crusty ass but anyways she is made out of the gay mother's themselves because every single fiber of her being is just made out of gay.

All the girls in the shop giggled and blushed after wards. Their boyfriends just glared at her annoyed and scared that their girls will leave them for a sexy long legged monkey since the girl was In deed beautiful.

But she wasn't my type. Along with her I am also gay but not to her extent. I'm more of a chill type of gay.

"OOOOOOH IM TELLING JENNIE" Lisa snapped her heads towards me as soon those words came out of my mouth. She ran over to me and kneeled down in front of me reaching for my hand which obviously i didn't let her take because who knows what she had been doing with Jennie before since their literally both sex machines.

"No chae please don't tell Jennie I'll do anything" she pouted and took my hands once again and kissed my palms. Remind me to get some hand sanitizer before I go home.

"Fine as long as you pay for the bill" i got up and got out of the cafe making my way home through the night streets of Seoul. As I was walking it started raining so I began to take quick steps because I didn't have an umbrella.

Freaking weather man that piece of shit said it wasn't gonna rain today. But oh well I kept walking when suddenly I bumped into this other woman who looked about my age.

"Omg I'm so sorry-" when I turned around I wanted to shit in my pants because... I THINK I JUST MET APHRODITE HERSELF ON EARTH OOOOOOH I NEED AIR.

Her hair was long black raven and she also had heart shaped lips and brown hazelnut eyes basically another galaxy probably my favorite one because I can't stop looking into them. The woman panicked looked away apologized  and left.

I was curious about the woman and for some reason I really wanted to know about her. I mean how do I explain it she's so...gorgeous. Now that I saw her I'm probably gonna take a walk around here every day just so I can see her.