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Her|Him

July 3, Tuesday
"Hello and thank you for calling Made For You! Where our special treats are designed by you! How may I help you?"

"What exactly are your work hours? I call in the morning, here you are. I call after school, here you are."

"My hours are all of eternity."

"Ok. I can work with that."

"...so do you just not have a life?"

"Wha? Angel, I'm hurt!"

"Well you call at the most random times. So it makes sense for me to assume that you have no life. Or you simply don't have a social life."

"I have friends!"

"With that personality?"

"Ouch Angel. When did you get so mean?"

"Aww you don't like it? Get in line."

"Sheesh. I just called to have a pleasant conversation and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now."

"Again. Get in line. Now I have a customer waiting, so bye Felicia!"

*End of call*

"And people say that I'm strange."

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