Me: MOM TAKE MEH TO MCDONALDS NOOOOW
Mom: Why?
Me: WIFI!! I NEEED IT!!!!
Mom: ..... Get in the car....
Me: That sounds like your telling some kid to get in your van xD but mkay :3
-----*----*At McDonald's*----*----
Me: WIFI!! MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL WIFI ;~;
Mom: *pretends to not know me*
Me: *ignores everyone and plays on phone*
