The Ninth-grade meeting

The math tie

Ugh! A meeting? It's not even August yet! I tighten my messy ponytail and hop out of the car, at least I'm getting my schedule today. My stomach tightens as I grab the door handle to the school building. I never really liked school, the only enjoyable part of it for me was my teachers but all of the good ones seem to leave within a year."Let's get this over with" I whisper to myself, trudging into the auditorium.
I stop immediately in my tracks when I see him: Schmilly Shmussas. Mr. Shmussas was no ordinary teacher. He was my absolute favorite, the only person who sent shivers down my spine and gave me goosebumps with a single brush, that is before he left of course. I was heartbroken when I heard on the last day of school he was moving to New Mexico to be with his sick sister Mictoria. I couldn't believe that the one person in the world that I had an ungodly amount of sexual tension with was leaving indefinitely, but apparently indefinitely is only one school year.
Im snapped from my thoughts when his bright orbs lock with mine. Almost instantly I feel those old feelings shoot through me like electricity. The corners of his mouth lift up an a smirk and he begins walking towards me, his eyes racking me up and down. His gaze made me feel like I was completely bare despite the feeling of my yellow sundress under my fingertips where I was nervously fiddling and the matching yellow vans against my feet that were shifting back and forth in anticipation.

"Well if it isn't my favorite student." He's so tall that I have to look up to meet his eyes but when I do I see a mischievous glint in them.

"S-Schmilly, I thought you were in New Mexico?"

"I was but my sister got better so I decided to come back." His big grin shifts subtly into something that more resembles a smirk, "besides, how could I stay away from you?" My heart pounds in my chest and my face flushes bright red, oh how I've missed this! No other teachers whisper in my ear the way schmilly does, or tease me like he can. "What no hug? Bring it in I deserve a welcome back for being your favorite teacher!" I laugh nervously and move to embrace him in a friendly hug. He's right he's only my teacher, all of this tension must be in my head because he seems to be treating me like any good teacher would.
Just as I complete that thought, he leans down and whispers in my ear in a low gruff voice,"I have a surprise for you later darling, meet me in my old classroom after the meeting." My eyes go wide and he pulls away. I open my mouth to ask what he means but before I can start stuttering out words I hear a sharp clap from the front of the room followed by "Everyone have a seat please, it's time to talk scheduling!" Schmilly winks at me and says "Can't wait to see you in class again lov- Miss Y/l/n," before turning around and walking towards his seat.
I turn around to begrudgingly find a place to sit when I see yet another person I never thought I'd see again, this time it's my least favorite person: Debby. Debby was my bff for years and we did everything together , I even accepted her being a furry! Our relationship ended abruptly when she brought her boyfriend, who I called sunny Len, to the school dance. I was so excited to meet him that I when I stuck my hand out to shake his in greeting I didn't hear Debby growling. As soon as our hands met and I started to say hello I felt a sharp pain in my shoulder, Debby had bitten me! She tried to apologize, saying she was territorial, but I just couldn't forgive her. Maybe it was because I could still feel the stitches I had to get or maybe it was because I could see the bandages from the several rabies shots I had to get afterwards. At the end of the year she announced she was leaving the school and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't relieved when I heard the news. Apparently, just like when we met and she said "I don't bite," that was a lie.
When I snap out of my thoughts I notice she's glaring at me, looking between me and Mr. Shmussas. It is only then that I remember that she also had a crush on Schmilly back when he was here before.
I don't have time to think about what that look means because people are quickly taking their seats and the principal is grabbing the microphone at the front of the room.
The meeting goes by agonizingly slowly. Even though I wanted to pay attention I just couldn't get Mr. Shmussas off my mind. I didn't even laugh when the principal Fadam Haffey yelled at one of the parents for taking notes or when some weird new kid with one blue colored contact asked if trench coats were in dress code, and usually I love making fun of people in my head. I didn't hear a single word they said because the thoughts racing through my head of what awaits me in the classroom drowned out everything else.
By the time everyone was dismissed to the rest of the building for the tour I felt my skin crawling with anticipation. I immediately jumped up and looked around for Schmilly but he was nowhere to be found. I followed the crowd out and headed for the building that Schmilly's classroom was in. When I reached the door and peered inside the lights were off, maybe he was joking after all? I started to turn away when the classroom door slowly opened and Mr Schmussas grabbed my wrist and pulled me into the room. He pressed his finger to his lips signaling for me to be quiet as he shuts the door and pulls the blinds down.
He leans into me and speaks in a low voice, "Do you remember what you told me your favorite one of my ties was sweetheart?" I swallow thickly and try to remember, after only a few seconds I recall my answer, "Y-Your red tie... sir. The math tie." I remember that tie vividly, it was bright red and covered in math equations.

"That's right. I have that tie with me but I need your help getting it, will you help me?"

"Of course, where is it?"

"In my ass."

I inhale sharply, my eyes blowing out and my whole body lighting on fire, was he serious? There is no way he's serious!

"Do you still want to help me y/n?"

"Yes- Yes sir"

He sits down in his chair and presses play on his computer, soft music begins to fill the room as he beckons me closer. I faintly recognize the song as the Bob the Builder theme song.

"Remember when you put Bob the Builder on my computer and I freaked out?"

I giggle at the memory, "Yes sir."

"Do you want to know why?"

I nod my head eagerly, I had always wondered.

"Because this song is the song I'd always imagined playing when I finally got to be with you the way I've always wanted to, now will you help me take this tie out."

"YES PLEASE!"

I quickly move closer to him and he pulls me onto his desk. I can't believe it! I get to be the one to take his famous math tie out of his ass! And to the most erotic song on the planet! Nothing in the world will stop me from this, it's like I've waited my whole life for this moment.
That's when I hear a voice from the hallway call my name "Y/n?" I jump off of Billy's desk and look around in a panic, his eyes widen and he points to a desk at the front of the class. I take a seat and he quickly stops the music and turns on the lights just as the door opens.
"Ah there you are, you left your schedule in the auditorium, you should go get it so you don't forget come with me I'll show you where it is!" Mr. Haffey said poking his pointy head into the classroom. "Uh- ok," I stutter, standing up and walking towards him. I cast a quick glance back at Schmilly who mouths "Come back when you're done."
I'm rushing back to the classroom after getting my papers and being roped into a few one sided conversations with teachers about this or that. I opened the classroom door and I see something I wasn't expecting, Debby is in the classroom sitting on Schmillys lap and his pants are off.

"Your friend Debby says she wants to join in on the fun y/n."

I don't think it's a good idea but if Mr Shmussas says so I'm willing to compromise. "O-Ok, I'm ready to take your tie out Schmilly," at least I still get to have this moment even if Debby is here.

"Oh Debby already took my tie out."

My vision goes red, hot angry tears start streaming down my face. I'll do the only reasonable thing to do in this situation: I'll fucking kill Debby. I knock the glass sea monkey tank on the desk onto the floor and watch it shatter. I grab the sharpest piece of glass I see and before Debby has time to process I murder her violently by stabbing her multiple times in the chest.
I plunge my hand into her dead body and pull out her intestines, "Will you tie me up with these sir?" Mr schmussas gives me a proud grin, "of course."