Hey, Cohen (COMPLETED)

#HeyCohen105

12-18

GDL Sibs ver 2.0 (Maggie still not welcome)

Cohen:

I need a favor.

Saint:

About?

Cohen:

Sari.

Psalm:

Shoot. What about future sis in law?

Cohen:

Please don't say that in front of her.

Psalm:

Lol you shy, little brother?

Cohen:

Please don't scare her away.

Psalm:

Hahaha okay okay

Saint:

But what's the favor?

Cohen:

Since we'll be celebrating Christmas elsewhere and Sari'll be celebrating New Year with her family in the province, I figured we could just celebrate both plus her birthday and Valentine's etc.

Psalm:

Practically you wanna celebrate in advance all the events you'll miss since she's going back to Canada

Cohen:

Yes.

Psalm:

That needs to be big

Are you finally gonna confess?

Cohen:

She's not even 18 yet.

Psalm:

She'll turn 18 in Feb!

Cohen:

I don't wanna worry about the future.

Are you gonna help me?

Psalm:

Duh

Just tell me what you need 

Cohen:

I need suggestions.

Saint:

What does Sari like?

Psalm:

Cohen 

Boom

Cohen:

She likes street food. And anime. And stuffed toy.

Psalm:

Hahaha lol she's really still a kid

But anyway... I guess take her to an amusement park or something.

Rent a food truck idk

Saint? Any tips? Since you're the expert in dating kids

Saint:

Fuck you

Psalm:

Hahahaha oof

But seriously, I suggest take her to an amusement park and then give her tons of gift for each occasion you're gonna miss

Cohen:

Okay. Enchanted Kingdom?

Psalm:

Or Disneyland if you want Preston to wring your neck lol

Saint:

True that

Cohen:

What do Kuya Preston like? I badly need him to lay off of me. 

Saint:

Well, since he's the lost prince of darkness, I don't think you can ever win him over

Psalm:

Amen.

Look at Saint... they're already brothers in law but Preston still gags at the sight of him hahaha 

Saint:

That's right. I suggest you just learn to always anticipate his moves since he always has tricks up his sleeves

Cohen:

I don't want him to torment me forever.

Saint:

Well you're planning on dating his sister in law... You signed up for this, Cohen.

Psalm:

Yes. 

You signed up for the Blaine Preston Suarez Torture Chamber 101 

Cohen:

Geez thanks