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Hey, that photo was hilarious, I can't believe you still have it! How are you?ACCEPT | DECLINE
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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF DISASTER CENTRAL
( asssssster 🍑, pb & jamey, j joanah jameson, pressed bitch )pressed bitch:
hi. crisis. abort mission. seek refuge.
do not pass go.
do not collect 200 dollars.asssssster 🍑:
someone's DRAMATIC.
he liked your post bc he knows you ?
p.s. yikespressed bitch:
he sent me a dm on instagram too.asssssster 🍑:
wtf did you say?
im scared for youpressed bitch:
nothing...j joanah jameson:
im sorry?
you did WHAT.pb & jamey:
pressed bitch:
I PANICKEDpb & jamey changed pressed bitch to absolute fucking clown
absolute fucking clown:
jAMEY THIS ISNT FUNNYasssssster 🍑:
god, i can hear your accent in that text.absolute fucking clownery:
what do i do?
he's waiting for a response...pb & jamey:
did you open the dm?absolute fucking clownery:
no. just saw the text from the preview.pb & jamey:
then you've got all the time in the world to think of something witty!j joanah jameson:
What are you talking about jamey?pb & jamey:
I meeaaan,
Ask that web shooter bitch why he stopped being your friend when he got famous 🤙🏼💀absolute fucking clown:
it wasn't like that jamey
we grew apart BEFORE he landed spider-man
it wasn't anyone's faultasssssster 🍑:
so y'all just stopped talking?absolute fucking clown:
friends grow apart..pb & jamey:
lol not us.
I swear to god if you try to leave me I'll have you assassinated.j joanah jameson:
im so worried for this group chat rn.
wait. aren't your parents like friends with his?absolute fucking clown:
yeah.
since year three.asssssster 🍑:
I'm gonna have to ask you to speak English.j joanah jameson:
how have you two not talked?
don't you see each other at family events?absolute fucking clown:
he's always busy, i guess.
i mean he's spider-manasssssster 🍑:
I can't believe you took a bath with Spider-Man..pb & jamey:
you whore.
you were butt ass naked with peter parker.absolute fucking clown:
don't you think it's kinda weird saying it like that?pb & jamey:
I just call it how it is, lovej joanah jameson:
Yeah... idk about that.absolute fucking clown:
i could really use your help right now
im at a loss of what to doj joanah jameson:
I've got it.absolute fucking clown
I'm seriously open to anything, Joan.j joanah jameson:
okay...
bare with measssssster 🍑:
Presley is no longer the only dramatic one..j joanah jameson:
ready?absolute fucking clown:
The anticipation is killing me 🙄j joanah jameson:
answer himabsolute fucking clown has left the group chat
pb & jamey:
Joan you're wild dude ☠️j joanah jameson:
⋅☆⋅my absolute favorite group of assholes.
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Fanfiction━━ TIME | @pressmartin: my entire channel has become marvel stan twitter ❦ in which after a picture goes viral, two best friends find each other again social media au plot by stydiqs