Climax

Stand In 2

Today was shit. All because of you Frank.

Are we doing this again?

Yes. I told you a million times I'll go alone. Now she thinks I broke the glass!

Tobbie... cool down.

How dare you make me look clumsy in front her!

Who?

My crush.

Ooh. I'm sorry.

You're not. You did it on purpose. You tipped the full glass to the floor!

Oh oh.

It might have shattered right on her feet.

I wasn't thinking.

Truer words were never written.

You think you got a better chance with her. Don't you?

No, Tobbie. I don't.

What's your name?

Frank.

He's sitting next to me, chatting with my crush.

Ouch.

Yeah. I think she likes him too.

Double ouch.

Should I leave? I feel like a third wheel.

That's not good. I'll ring you and you can come out from wherever you're, saying that you gotta pick the call.

Okay.

Thanks. I left.

It's the least I could do Tobbie. To save your shitty day.

Much appreciated. What's your name?

Hey.

You there?

**** End of Chat Two ****

Why the heck you called me?

Um, I didn't.

Why Jose? Why?

Oh. Ok. What happened?

I came just because you asked me. I hate parties.

Why?

Vomit. Everywhere.

Ewww.

Still I came. To be with you.

!!????

What did I see?

I don't like where this is going.

You were making out with Chris fucking Donnerson.

Phew!

So you're gay.

Yes.

I am?

Gay best friend.

Chris?

Your fucking boyfriend apparently.

And you have feelings for who?

Hmm.. excellent question.

What!??!??!

I like both of you.

Dude..

Seriously, Jose. I love you. You're my bud. When I saw you kissing Chris, I wanted to get in the middle.

Dude... I don't think I can stand in for this.

Why?

I'm not gay. And this is three gay way.

I don't care. I have no one to talk to.

No one? Not even a fierce girl friend?

Girls don't like me.

Why?

They think my coming out as some kind of betrayal.

Oh. Handsome gay boy.

Fuck off.

So Jose AND Chris.

Yes. You were holding him tight against you, kissing the day lights out of him.

I don't think I have the brain power to process this.

Why?

I can't imagine anyone kissing Donnerson.

Shit!! You know him?

Yes.

Shit!!

Chill. I didn't know he was gay.

Shit!!!

It's cool. I won't ask him about his boyfriend's best bud.

Shit!!!!

If you tell me your name.

Marc.

There, it's not that difficult, is it?

You don't know Chris.

Correct.

Fuck!!

But I can easily find him.

Fuck you.

But I won't.

Why?

I like us.

Me too.

**** End of Chat Three ****