yam: milk
milk: hm?
yam: where do you get your healing milk from?
milk: i'm so glad you asked!
yam: wha-
milk: waves hands and a glass of milk drops in his hand
milk: and that's how i do it!
yam: hold up-
milk: also, i can turn water into milk too
milk: holds up a cup of water
milk: snaps and it turns into milk
yam: HOW IN THE FUCK-
milk: jesus can turn water into wine so i can turn water into milk
yam, drinking milk and crying: IM SOBBING WHat thE FUCK
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cookie run shitpost oneshots/headcanons
Fanfictionno more updates! thanks for reading gang kiwi has finally reached the breaking point and died making this book of bullshit cookie run didn't deserve this (suggestive mentions but no direct nsfw so its fine- also there's swearing) (this is a SHITPOST...
