Izuku: What's happening here? Am I in trouble I'm sorry-
Me: oH my gosh no no u arent- we were just in the middle of something until shouto-kun ruined the conversation :'(
Izuku:
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Me: Yes but nO oh my god that's not what I meant I'm so sorry bby pls
Shouto: That's exactly what she meant, how rude y/n.
Izuku: I'm sure y/n didn't mean it like that! It's ok, I forgive you!
Me: Todo u better shut that ass up before I smack u , and yes u are right Izu I did n o t mean it like that skjkjkk anyway-
Izuku: I'm sorry but I have to study right now, good luck to you both on the test tomorrow! Thanks for inviting me to your um...cult?
Me: Ok! Study hard, see u tomorrow :)
Shouto: Goodbye Midoriya, I hope you'll join our cult tomorrow for some sacrificial quality time together
Me: stOp making our boy impure it's ridiculous
'Izuku'has left the chat
Me: Ok now that he's gone, yes I like him and I think I might be in love with him heLp
Shouto: I fucking knew it.
Me: Ok but help me please idk how to tell him and he prolly won't like me back. also since when do you swear??
Shouto:
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Me: and why are all of your pictures Kermit themed?
Shouto: I started swearing because of YOU y/n. and I want to Kermit suicide, is there a problem?
Me: No officer lmfao
Shouto: don't drag this out, y/n. just tell midoriya straight up that you like him, that's how I told you that you needed to stop eating all my food because you were getting fatter and that fixed the problem
Me: You fucker- I ate oNe freezie I swear to god,, and that's not the same, this is a confession!
Shouto: Well I confessed to my father that I hated him so I'm an expert at this
Me: You're right, you risked getting a lot of potential bruises saying that to him
Shouto: Before I come to your dorm and freeze you, want to actually listen to me?
Me: Sure papi
Shouto: Ok. So, what we need to do is let him know you like him without actually telling him since both of you are scared of everything and he'd probably shit himself if you confessed to him straight up which I did not think about
Me: Yeah see I told u
Shouto: You didn't tell me shit. Anyway, let's leave some hints. And, we'll do tests to see if he thinks the same of you
Me: Tests?
Shouto: Yeah, in the chat. Just wait, I'll tell the others and it'll be as smooth as his soft little lips
Me: Are you- actually teasing me right now bc I actually love his lips how did u know
Shouto: I pay attention. Now go calm down, I know for a fact after I added him to the chat you almost had a heart attack and you're still at 70% panic right now
Me: oof- ok bye love u ❤ w-wait, how would you know how soft they are? you'd have to stare at them for quite a while-
