Call Your Girlfriend

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Louis was jolted awake by his phone ringing. He opened his eyes half way and looked at the red numbers on his digital alarm clock. 8am. Today was the first day of summer and nobody should be up at this ungodly hour. His sisters were at their friend's house. He groaned and rolled over to unplug his phone and answered the call without looking at who was calling.

"What?" He said into the phone, his voice rough and grouchy from not only just waking up, but also being annoyed by whoever was calling.

"Nice to hear from you too Tommo." Louis' best friend, Zayn, said. His voice was way too chipper for this early in the morning.

"What the hell do you want Zayn? I was sleeping." He grumbled into the phone.

"Mate, it's finally summer and all you wanna do is sleep? We should be out having fun!" Zayn explained

"Zayn, buddy, I'm all about having a good ass summer and having fun and shit, but not at the ass crack of dawn." Louis said, his tone of voice getting more irritated every word he said.

"But Louis-"

"Goodbye Zayn!" Louis said into the phone loudly.

Before Zayn could say anything else, (most likely something about how lazy and boring Louis was) Louis pressed the 'end call' button, set his phone down, and promptly went back to sleep.

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Louis woke again three hours later. He felt much more well rested then he did when Zayn *rudely* woke him up at eight. He grabbed his phone and texted Zayn, letting his friend know that he was up and to come over. Zayn responded almost immediately with a 'thumbs up emoji' and a 'smiley face emoji.' Louis rolled his eyes at his friend's unironic use of emojis, and went to get into the shower.

Thirty minutes later, Zayn showed up at his house. At this point in their friendship he didn't even bother knocking, instead just walking in without a care in the world, which really wasn't an unusual occurrence in the Tomlinson household. He ran upstairs swiftly. He didn't bother knocking on Louis' bedroom door, barging in while Louis was putting on a red t-shirt.

"Do you know what bloody knocking is, mate? I could've been jerkin' my dick and you just barge in?!" Louis exclaimed.

"I've seen you dick before mate it's not a big deal..." Zayn explained while flopping himself down on Louis' bed.

"Ya! When we were like five! A lot of shit has changed since then, Zayn." Louis said, staring at Zayn with his hands on his hips and a sour expression on his face.

"Whatever..." Zayn said, furiously testing on his phone, just before Louis was about to tell him off again, Zayn beat him to it. "Hey the lads are going down to the diner to get some lunch, you in?" Zayn asked

"Ya sure, it's just gonna be me, you, Liam and Niall right?" Louis asked as he went to grab his converse and slip them on.

"And this one kid and his girlfriend that Niall met in his Chemistry class." Zayn answered quietly, knowing Louis didn't particularly like meeting new people.

Louis paused, tying his shoes to look at Zayn "Are you serious mate?" Asking with a face of disbelief.

"Come on Lou... apparently he's really nice or whatever." Zayn explained to Louis, not taking his eyes off his phone.

"And his girlfriend?" Louis asked.

"I don't know Louis. What's the big deal?" Zayn asked, finally taking his eyes off of his phone and looking Louis in the eyes.

"Whatever mate..." Louis responded grumpily, "but you're paying for my food."

"Deal."

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