Independence Day

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Whooo Happy 4th of July people. It's time to shoot the fireworks.

Zodiac: I brought the firework rocket launcher.

Korvac: I brought a nuke.

Korvac I said no nukes.

Korvac: But.....nuke.

I said no

Korvac: Aww...*sulks*

Boss: Whoooo America bitch!!

Nigel: Though I am not American. I shall celebrate the American day of independent with my comrades.

Laura: Yaaaay

Rose: Lovely

Boss: AMERICA!!! 'MERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Ivan: Death~ *hugs Death* how about we spend some time alone to celebrate?~ *runs his crotch*

I'll plow you later Ivan but first, the fireworks

Legend: Let's do it! I got the lighter *gives it to Death*

Alright, everyone ready?

Zodiac: I'm ready to fire the rocket launcher

Alright let's do this *lights up fireworks*

*the fireworks go flying and explode*

Everyone: Ooooooh

Happy 4th of July everyone

*hears something beeping* what the?

Korvac: *activated the nuke* Nuuuuuuke!

Korvac you motherfu-

*everyone dies except for Rock Lobster because of his shell*

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*everyone dies except for Rock Lobster because of his shell*

Rock Lobster:.........*eats shrimp*

Death out

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