Intervention

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*walks in and notices OC's sitting on chairs* what's up with you guys?

Connor: It's an intervention

About?

Marc: You

Why?

Deadkill: Because you're a piece of shit

27: Deadkill for the last time this is an intervention not a roast. Besides that's not roasting you're just insulting him

Deadkill: That's not what your mother said

27: I don't have a mom

Deadkill: That's not what your father said

27: I don't have a father. I have no family

Deadkill: That's not what Jesus said!

27: -_- I hate you

Connor: Enough. Anyways Death, why don't you take a seat

*Crosses legs and floats*

Connor: Or you could just do that. Anyways. Why don't we talk about your addiction

What addiction?

Connor: To coffee

That's not an addiction. I'm just really obsessed with it

Gheb: That's an addiction

WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK GHEB?!..... anyways it's not an addiction

Connor: Oh yeah? Leo tell him how may cups of coffee he drinks every day

Leo: 100

Connor: 100 cups. That's Alot

So? It's normal

27: Not for us. We would die

Shut your lips. Your beautiful white lips that are just.... beautiful *pokes his lips*

27: *smacks hand away* Stop it

Connor: Next is your addiction to murder

That's just stupid. You guys kill too

Deadkill: Prove it!

Remember Santa Claus?

Deadkill: Fuck! He's onto us!!! Retreat! *Jumps out window*

27: Connor this is going nowhere. It's not gonna work

Connor: I got one more plan. Death. Try not to drink coffee for 24 hours

Or what?

Connor: Or I won't give you your pictures of Rantaro and Kyoko

How dare you....you whore!

Gheb: Heh

Shut up ya slut *breaks Ghebs neck* fine Connor. Then I won't give you those pictures of Celeste wearing a bikini

Connor: *blushes* w-what?

27: Seriously?

Yes! See? *Holds up pics*

Connor: *nosebleeds*

27: But why though?

BECAUSE I'M DEATH MANIAC BITCH!!!

Death out

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