❝CATFISH❞ Changjin

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CRACKHEAD CENTRAL

BINNIE
hello friends.

MINHO
what do u want loser

MINHO'S BB
lol my bf is so silly 🤪

MINHO
j i s u ng
we aren't dating
GET OVER IT

SMOL AUSSIE
wait wtf really ?
he told everyone on campus u guys were

MINHO'S BB
FELIX HSKJHG

MINHO
this is why nobody wants to date me
you fucking claimed me

SMOL AUSSIE
wait I'm confused
sO yoU gUYS AREN'T DATING

MINHO
did anything i just say sound romantic to u

BINNE
ok so jisung's obsessed w/ minho
we been knew

MINHO'S BB
ya tbh why are y'all surprised
it ain't anything i haven't done before

SMOL AUSSIE
I mean u guys should just date
stop playing hard to get minho wtf

BINNIE
can y'all shut UP
this isn't why I summoned you clams

MINHO
wtf do u want 

SMOL AUSSIE
did nobody notice that binnie called us cLAMS

MINHO'S BB
wtf is a clam

SMOL AUSSIE
....
how do u not know what a clam is

MINHO
are we even surprised at this point

BINNIE
can you freaking idiots focus for a SECOND
pLEASE
there's this boy..

MINHO'S BB
istg if u say u have a crush on me
i am yeETING

MINHO
ew  shutup
WHO WOULD EVER

SMOL AUSSIE
minho that was mean :(
also
BINNIE !!!!!!!!!
who who who who who

MINHO'S BB
hahah that hurted

MINHO
wait i didn't mean it

BINNIE
ok so
he's seriously the most gorgeous person
which is why..
I CAN'T TALK TO HIM EVER

SMOL AUSSIE
wait what

MINHO
wait
are u saying you've never spoken to him
DOES HE EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST ?

BINNIE
hahaha sO
no

MINHO'S BB
we should have known
ur a COWARD

SMOL AUSSIE
I mean not everyone is shameless
like u jisung

MINHO
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