Jerk: You're gay!
Me: You only wish.
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*calls friend on phone*
Girl: Hey, whatcha doing?
Slutty friend: Just spreading the sheets on my bed.
Girl: Glad you're spreading something other than your legs for once.
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Epic Comebacks & Insults
HumorSome of the best comebacks and brutal insults you've ever processed with your very, very small mind. Example: Keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there.
