My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.
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I bum like 2000 calories by just putting on a pair of pants
Why be moody when you can shake dat booty!
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NOT MINE
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Girl:hey mom I will be home in five minuets
Mom:if not I am licking your butt out!
Girl:mom?! Ewww
Mom: I mean locking.this darn phone.
Girl: awkward
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Nobody wants to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce and be sad.
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I want to do two things:
1.)lose weight
And
2.)eat
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We will be friends for ever cause you already now to much
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I'm lucky to have a friend like you and not me!
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Your beutiful just the way you are, except your face, and your personality.
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Sometimes when my underwear matches my outfit it makes me feel like I have my life together.
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