Jaune Archives

Intro

No ones Pov

Teams RWBY and JNPR were all watching a movie on a Saturday night "I'm just saying that this movie is terrible the clown is not even all that scary compared to the grimm and one of his jump scares is from a video game" says the Adorkable Knight as he sighs at the screen with a deadpanned face

"well I think that this is amazing" Nora says as she had waited for this movie to come out for ages and was not about to let her Fearless leader ruin it

"will both you dolts be quiet" says the Ice Queen herself before both Nora and surprisingly Jaune glare at her

"Shut up" says both of them as Weiss sinks back into the couch and Yang laughed

"wow vomit boy whats with the hostility" Yang says as she was genuinely interested in what was going on between her teammate and the leader of JNPR as of late

"lets just say I've had a reality check" says the Knight in a cold tone

"Dang and I thought Weiss was cold" Yang whispered to Blake who nodded with a little surprise as she watches Weiss sink farther into the couch

"are you ok Jaune" Ren asked really worried about his 'Brother'

"I'm fine Ren" says Jaune as he looks back at the movie not noticing the worrying looks his Partner is giving him

"Umm guys" says Ruby as she seems to be staring at the corner of the room

"what is it Ruby" says Pyrrha as she looks at the leader of team RWBY (yes that does get confusing)

"what's that" she says pointing at the corner of the room that seems to be rippling and cracking, then the crack turns into a vortex sucking them all in

"Well shit" Jaune said as he's sucked in along with the rest of team RWBY and JNPR

Killer's pov

I was just relaxing and watching over the reality's I made before a big crack in the area behind me opens "hmm" I hummed as RWBY and JNPR show up "oh team RWBY and JNPR your here early" I say as I snap my fingers and they levitate off the ground "I'm sorry for being so unprepared" I snap again and chairs appear under them as I lower them into the chairs as they look at me with astonishment "I could have sworn I had set that rift to appear next week, Lucifer" I say as a flame pillar appears and out steps a man with white hair and red eyes wearing a black suit with a red tie

"yes sir" he asked as I look at him with a questioning gaze

"did I get the date wrong when I set the rift to bring the guests here" I asked completely ignoring Weiss when she tried to ask me a question

"no sir" Lucifer said in confusion as a laugh echos throughout the room

"Cheshire" I say as I here a eep "Down girl" I say and a girl with black hair and purple eyes falls into the room before she stands up showing that she's wearing a striped black and purple straight jacket that goes down to her knees the next thing the RWBY crew noticed was the black cat ears on her head along with the sharp tooth popping out the side of her mouth "did you change the date of when the rift was supposed to appear"

"Boss I'm gonna be straight with ya-" Cheshire started before she was cut off

"one your gay so that's already a lie" Lucifer said in amusement 

"I'M PAN YOU ASS" Cheshire said as I sigh

"same difference" Lucifer said as I make a seat appear next to the teenagers

"THAT'S NOT TRUE"

"says the lesbian" Lucifer said as Cheshire gets in his face

"LISTEN HERE ASSHOLE ONE I'M PAN TWO WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING LESBIAN" Cheshire said as Lucifer's eyes narrows

"nothing is wrong with being lesbian" Lucifer said as Cheshire raised an eyebrow "They are beautiful, Sexy, and Amazing forbidden fruit for all men in the world and you denying the fact that your lesbian upsets me"

"ok while I agree with most of that I'M STILL PAN"

"Lesbian says what?"

"what" Cheshire said before realizing what happens "ASSHOLE"

"HAHAHAHAHAHAH Oh My God it worked" laughed Lucifer as I watch them continue to argue before Weiss pokes my side

"Yes" I said looking at her and the rest of the Beacon students

"are you going to stop them" asked Ruby as I chuckled a bit

"Nope they'll stop on their own" I say with a smile as Ruby and the rest look at me in confusion, I then look back at them

"Fuck you" Lucifer shouts as he gets in Cheshire's face 

"Fuck me" she shouts without even thinking

"no Fu-wait" Lucifer starts to say before realizing what Cheshire had just said "What?"

"I said" Cheshire grabbing the collar of his shirt looking him dead in the eyes as she pulls him closer "Fuck Me"

"........Ok" they both disappear in a column of fire off to do god knows what as the Beacon students look on in shock

"huh took longer then last time"

3rd pov

'LAST TIME' thought the Beacon students

"anyway on to why your here" Killer said as he snaps his fingers causing the entire room to turn into a theater "this screen is Archive" the screen lights up as a hologram of Jaune walks out of it "he will be your guide through the universe I wish I could help you buuuuut" Killer then snaps his fingers causing the screen to show eight people all with H/C hair and E/C eyes "I have to watch over my batch of anomalies, if you want to know anything ask Archive"

in another room that is completely white Killer appears and looks at the readers "I know I know a little different from what I normally do but I had to try my hand at it" he walks away into the white room and disappears leaving nothing but a what room

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