Those COLD Things / Adventure Time Fanfic

Can't Move!

Can’t Move!

 

Princess Bubblegum’s POV

“Tell me, is he okey?” Flame Princess said with concern. We called her cuz ya know, she’s Finn’s Girlfriend, or… ex-girlfriend. Yeah, whatever.

“Yes. He’s fine. Don’t worry.” I said to her. “But I still don’t know the reason why he became paralyzed. Well, for now. I want you guys to find me a Fable Berry. But it’s pretty rare. You might have a hard time to find it.”

“I know about the Fable Berry.” Simon suddenly interrupted us. “You can find it in places that are dark, sometimes dry sometimes wet, and closed.”

“I don’t know a place like that.” Said FP.

“Me too.” Said Icy.

I turned around to Simon, looks like he’s the only one who knows how to find it. “Simon, can you help them find one?”

“Sure.” He agreed. Aww… he’s so nice!

“Marceline and I will stay here to find other a cure for him.” Then I looked at all of them and said… “Can I count on you guys to find me a Fable Berry?”

“Uh… I don’t know.” Said Ice King. “Think so… Not sure.” Said Simon. Ugh. Man I can’t trust these guys. Except Simon, I know he’s just nervous. :3 He’s so cute.

“I said, “Can I count on you guys to find me a Fable Berry?”

“Uh… No…?” They all said different complements “I don’t think I can.” “We’re not all guys.” “One percent sure actually.”

“Ugh. Never mind. Just go.” I got irritated from them, so I just got to let it go. :b –Elsa admin.

Simon’s POV (wow, it’s his first POV)

We went outside of Princess Bubblegum’s lab, and I lined them up. “Ok. Let’s start searching.” I said with confidence. “Icy, and Ice King, dry and dark places. Flame Princess, you come with me.”

“Ok.” They all agreed.

“Any questions?” I asked. Then Ice King raised his right hand. “Yes?”

“Why do you sound like me?” Ice King said.

“I don’t know, maybe just cuz.” I replied. What kinda question is that? I mean, some people do sound the same! Ugh, yeah it’s awkward that I met someone that almost sound like me. Then Flame Princess spoke up. “Why do you wear glasses?” She said.

“Because I’m far-sighted.” Ok, that question is dumb.

“Why do you have a bow tie?” Icy said.

“Because I like bow ties!”

“Why, are you gay?” Said Ice King.

“No, I’m not gay!”

“Why is your hair so long?” FP said.

“Because he IS gay, you stupid!” Said Ice King.

“I’m not gay!”

“Why are you shouting?” Asked Icy.

“Because he’s gay. Gays always shout.” Said Ice King.

 “I’M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“See? There’s the prof!” WHAT THE FOEFMVSLDWNNLMRNRMASWSODJUYTRESKSOMVVNCVCXM?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…

Ice King: Hey, hey, you. Gay.

Simon: Stop talking to me.

Ice King: GAY YOU!!!

Simon: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Ice King: GAYZEEEEE!!!!

Simon: I said, I’m not gay!

Ice King: Yeah, you’re gay alright.

Simon: SHUT UP, YOU!

Ice King: Hey, hey Simon. I wrote a poem for you. Ehem! Roses are red, violets are blue, but Simon is gay, he just wants to be true! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Simon: HFSLDGHJMNVCSDFJ>Y<MNBVCSDTIUKJHGEFWDFSDYLKYETFSDDG

Marcy: You two should stop, you don’t know who you guys are talking to…