Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.
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Q: Why can't you hear pteridactiles use the bathroom?
A: Because the P is silent!
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Q: What is the difference between a chainsaw and a girls pussy?
A: Miss by a couple inches and you are in deep shit!
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Q: What did one twin tower say to another?
A: Trust fall!
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Q: A Black guy and a Mexican is in the car together, who's driving?
A: The cop!
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Q: What do you call 4 cops jumping in a puddle?
A: A new episode of Peppa Pig.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a Bullet?
A: The bullet leaves the chamber.
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Q: What did hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A: An easy bake oven.
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Q: Why is hitler not invited to barbeques?
A: He burned all the franks!
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Q: Why is there no feminist in japan?
A: Because they hunt whales over there.
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Q: My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
A: He was charged with impersonating a police officer.
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Q: What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang.
A: Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
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Q: A kid in the back of the class just yelled "Jenga!"
A: We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
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Q: What magic wand makes men disappear?
A: A pregnancy stick!
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