HAMMYS POV:
It first started when I was 48 years old.
My kids had been asking me for years but I couldn't commit.
They wanted me to post my workout and diet on youtube so other people my age or even younger could look the way I do.
And even I admit, I love the way I look. I'm tall, im orange, my veins pop out, and I have an 8 pack. A true hottie. So what could go wrong if I do post a video of me on youtube.
I'm gonna do it. But when I'm 50.
I was thinking about it, I could have a catchphrase too. It could be something like "I'm 50 years old" or even "now that I've got your attention".
[ *2 years later* ]
Thursay May 24th, 2019
My daughter had just talked to me about my 50th birthday. We were talking about what I had wanted and what we wanted to do for it.
Then I soon realized. I had forgotten about my youtube channel. I had to make it early so I can prepare for the first video, I didnt know how to use YouTube or even make an account.
So I told her, "Hey how about for my 50th birthday present you help me make a youtube channel and post my first video, I'm old and I dont know how to use this technology".
So then my good ol daughter said "sure I'll help you! With my help, you will get so many views"
"Do you mind being my cameraman too?" I said looking her in the eyes hoping to hear a yes.
"Sure, it's for your birthday duh" she said smiling back at me.
[ *the day after hammys birthday* ]
(3rd person pov)
*Skirt skirt*
Hammy pulled up to his house after a long day of coaching middle schoolers. He was angry because he had caught the 8th graders juuling in the bathrooms, and had to stay extra time after school"
"Those damn kids" he said to his wife
"What did they do this time?" His wife said, concerned.
"They were smoking vape pens in the bathroom, I had caught them so I had to stay late" hammy said with a sad look on his face, turning away.
He walked to his daughter's room, once he opened the door to see his dearest daughter he said "come help me with my youtube channel".
"Alrighty then" she said getting up from her bed and started walking to their work room walking straight to the computer desk.
"First you need to make the account" she said sitting at their work desk starting the computer. She pulled up a chair for ham to sit in next to her.
She went to youtube.com and clicked sign up. And moved the keyboard to ham, "type in your email and password" she said
"I didnt think it would be this easy" ham said
"Nope, it's really easy actually" she said grabbing the keyboard back. "Now, what is your first video going to be about?" She asked
"Well, I wanted the first one to be me explaining how the series is going to be"
"Okay, that kinda sounds boring. How about you add some clips of you doing your workout or something" she said going to old videos had taken before and had put on the computer
(1st person pov)
The first one she showed was of me doing pushups, but what I remember from it was I was also flying in the air like a flying squirrel. I also looked cool as hell and wanted to put that in my video so people that wanna look like me could see how gnarly I was.
'I am so cool' I thought to myself as I watched the other videos my daughter showed me
Later on after I started binge watching my own videos (cause I love myself), my daughter got sick of it and left.
Then after a good 30 minutes of me watching my workout videos I thought of what to say for my first video.
I was remembering what I had thought when I first wanted my youtube channel. A catchphrase, yes. I shall make it "now that I've got your attention!"
Now for the story to begin, I will record the first part tommorow after work and post it on Sunday.
Its gonna be great.
