The Tale of a Rat Gangster

The Dog

(In a warehouse)
A Dog Faunus was tied to a chair and,he was Irish.

Dublin: I ain't tell u Shit u bloody wanker!"

John: "how long has he been yelling?"

David: "Ten minuets" Punches Dublin in the stomach.

Dublin: "that the best you got u damn dirty Ra-

David: punches him in the mouth.

Dublin: spits out a tooth "my grand mother hits harder than u!"

David: sighs "when's Rodent coming?"

John: "In a few minutes"

Dublin: "who's Rodent? u bloody blocks!"

David: "wanna knock him out?"

John: "sure" grabs a wrench

Dublin: "U hit me and I'll break your damn little d-

Before John could swing a door opens.

John: looks "oh hey Rodent"

Rodent: walks in "John,David" tips his Hat

Dublin: "who the hell are U?" Looks at Rodent.

Rodent: "my name is Mr. Rodent, Mr.?"

Dublin: spits "Fuck You,you dirty Rat!"

Rodent: "John,gag him please"

John Gags Dublin

Dublin: muffled yelling

Rodent: pulls out his pistol "cocks" "ok Mr. Fuck you, here's what gonna happen." Shoots his left leg

Dublin: muffled screams

Rodent: "now when I un gag you. You will answer my questions or I will shot your other leg, got it?"

Dublin: nods

Rodent un gags him and pulls up a chair.

Rodent: "now first question,did you and your Boys hit the liquor store on 42nd street?"

Dublin: "yes....sir" he said angrily

Rodent: "ok next question, where are the rest of your boys at?"

Dublin: "east side, near the old harbor."

Rodent: smiles and pats his cheek "thank you for your cooperation." Stands up

Dublin: "U gonna let me go Now? Right?" Looks at him and John and David

Rodent: "of course, John if you would."

John: pulls out his revolver and caps Dublin in the head.

"Bang!"

David: "gross! Dammit John,now there's blood on my Jacket!"

John: "oh boohoo for you David it's Just a little blood."

David: "Do you know how difficult it is to get blood off of a Black Jacket!"

Rodent: "shut it you two, now find a place to dump the body. After your done with that go to the star hotel and relax."

David and John nod and carry the dead dog Faunus out of the building. Rodent whistles and walks out and walks down the street.