Group Chat: Queen 👑
Members: bri, diqi, rog, feed
feed: Where the hell are you two
bri: Huh?
diqi: Remember there's this band called Queen that has band practices every day? Oh wait you're in it
bri: Oh sorry I forgot, I'm taking care of Roger, you two practice without us
feed: Uhhh, pretty sure he's a grown man capable of taking care of himself
feed: Plus we're bloody roommates why didn't he say anything to me!
rog: you're a wanker
feed: I-
bri: He's was feeling sick and kept throwing up so he called me after you left
feed: Oh no! Is he alright
diqi: Yeah of course. When he throws up its all "Oh no! Is he alright!" but when I throw up it's all "John, your alcohol problem has spiraled out of control"
bri: ...
bri: Yes he's ok
diqi: For all we know he could have alcohol poisoning
bri: Sure deaks
feed: Ok why did he say "meet you at practice fred" instead of telling me he has the flu
rog: you'd probably get me more sick
feed: I am perfectly capable of taking care of a sick person
rog: yeah, no
rog: you don't know how to use a microwave, I don't think you can take care of anyone
feed: Whatever
feed: And stop infecting my apartment I cant get sick because of you!
rog: haha you're gonna
feed: I beg your pardon
rog: then beg
