(based on a true story)
Group Chat: Queen 👑
Members: bri, bad boy johnny, rog, feed
4:39 AM
feed: OH CRAP
feed: DARLINGS DRUNK JOHN IS BACK
feed: AND DUMBER THAN EVER
bri: Oh lord what has he done now
rog: deaky ??
10 minutes later
bri: Freddie
bri: Please reply
bri: Remember how long it took to get a bass player, we don't have time to get a new one
feed: GUYS IT'S OKAY
feed: CAN YOU GUYS COME TO THE HOSPITAL
bri: WHAT???
rog: FREDDIE YOU F*CKING WANKER GIVE US CONTEXT
feed: Okay I can explain Deaky and I went out to the club and let's just say Deaky went a bit disco on the drinking
bri: I'm scared for what comes next
rog: im excited but scared for deaky ?
feed: So then he starts arguing with the window, I don't know why but he thought the window was insulting his dancing abilities ?
bri: ...
feed: Then things start to escalate, one thing leads to another and,,
bri: Freddie spit it out
rog: ummmmmm
feed: The idiot punches the window, and I am now in the waiting room while John gets 19 stitches in his right arm
rog: AHAHHAAHHA THAT WANKER oh shoot is he okay tho
bri: Wait
bri: Is he going to be able to play bass?
bri: We still have to play four more shows on this tour ??
feed: We can figure that out later, but look he's back!
*feed sent 2 images*
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rog: OH MY GOD JOHN AHAHH THIS IS TOO MUCH
deaky: iz nut funy it hurtyyy
bri: How did I end up in this band
feed: Darling you formed the band with roger ?
bri: Unfortunately
rog: you looooove us
deaky: daz rite pooodle mann u wuv us
bri: THAT IS AN OLD JOKE, A DEAD MEME OK LEAVE ME ALONE
deaky: 🐩👨
