Group Chat: Queen 👑
Members: bri, diqi, rog, feed
3 Months after Queen started
*bad boy johnny changed their name to diqi*
diqi: That name got kind of annoying
diqi: Anyways we're totally broke
diqi: What unnecessary expenses can we cut out
bri: Well what can we live without?
feed: Probably Rog first of all
rog: if we need to cut out stuff, I say it should be your 17300172 bloody cats
feed: That's out of the question darling
feed: If we get rid of the cats we're getting rid of you, I can learn to play the drums and sing at the same time
rog: bet
rog: plus you're the frontman you cant be at the drums
feed: True, then the audience wouldn't see my magnificent costumes and face
feed: I would destroy you at drums if I knew how to play
rog: yeah no
rog: also you cant kick me out, im your roommate and we run the stall together
feed: I don't need a roommate rog, this is a temporary situation till we can both get our own place. I can run the stall on my own without a jacket stealer!
rog: oi! that was one time!!
rog: moving on, deaky could definitely stop spending so much money on his drinking, cigarettes, and medical bills!
diqi: I stop drinking, you have to as well and no cigarettes for you either!
rog: oh come on atleast I don't go and spend all our band funds on fixing my arm bc i was stupid enough to punch a window!
feed: I just noticed Bri has been especially quiet, and he has been reading these messages
seen by Bri
feed: The earth is flat
bri: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT 'THEORY' CAN BE PROVED WRONG IN THOUSANDS OF WAYS ITS SO IDIOTIC I CANT BELIEVE YOU FREDDIE
diqi: There he is!
feed: Now that you're here let's talk about cancelling your subscription to Science Weekly
bri: NO, how about we cancel our shared
Hulu account
diqi: But I haven't finished watching The Bachelorette!
rog: y-you seriously watch that ?
diqi: Oh shut up, the other day you cancelled a date to watch an entire season of Top Gear
rog: oh yes
feed: At this rate we're going to starve to death
