THE RIVALRY BEGINNING Elle H (EPHtheCoder) x Bill Cipher (But Not Quite)

2:7: How to catch a cousin

Bill (PM): Jeepers creepers! Where'd he get those sneakers? Ha-ha!

He pointed to a dirty pair of blue and red Spiderman sneakers.

Bill (PM): Seriously! Typical Earth kids! Both your acts & your rooms need cleaning up.

Me: Can you clean up my room?

Bill (PM): Can you clean up your act?

Ugh! It sucks when I have to admit I got burned.

Bill chuckles at his own burn.

Me: Well....what's your definition of a cleaner act, demon?

Bill (PM): Well for a coder, experience new planets. You'd be surprised about some alien technology, oh, and you should get better houses and/or lairs.

Me: Ugh, perfectionist.

Bill (PM): Well, dollface, you're dealin' with 60° that comes in threes, if you can't handle that, you're way too human.

DANG you, Bill!

Me: Who cares who raises me? I still get to have choices.

Bill (PM): Oh, so you want to be tortured by this idiotic thing called school with a pointless struggle called homework and live in a garbage puny "house" made of wood?

Me: Well I'm lucky enough to have education and a roof over my head, thank you.

Bill (PM): But you deserve SO much better. Coders are one of the most powerful beings in the universe, you should be treated higher than royalty.

Me: And you care why?

Bill (PM): Just sayin' some beings need to open their eyes a bit more like you right now.

Me: What's that supposed to mean?

Bill (PM): Look.

I looked and we were still in Preston's room but...it was
COMPLETELY CLEAN!
The clothes that were laying around were nowhere in sight, the extra legos were all put back in the bin, the toys were all back in the toy bin, and the bed was made in the most neatest way I've ever seen.

Me: Wellllllll...talk about a fixer upper. You did all this while we were fighting?

Bill (PM): Nah, I finished cleaning when you talked about considering yourself "lucky". The rest of the time, I just loved hearing you talk with such power.

Me: Well what in the-? Don't get me wrong this is AWESOME!

Bill (PM): Yeah, and I know how much Preston's parents want their son's chores done so...

Me: You're doing his chores.

Bill (PM): But all at the same time! It takes a little precise time in order for it to work but I know just how to do it.

Me: Oh boy, how?

My tone was half-frightened half-sarcastic. Bill zoomed into the laundry room and halted right in front of the washing & drying machines. He grabbed the mixture of clothes from the basket & poured it into the washer. Suddenly he turned on the machine then paused to talk to me.

Bill (PM): So...would you rather have psycho music playing or a random party-like song for this situation?

Me: Um...a party song wouldn't hurt.

Bill (PM): Alright then. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!

He quickly grabs the bottle of laundry detergent and squeezes large amount of soap in there, spiraling it as he squeezed. After that, he tapped the bottle rapidly, it sounded hollow. He slammed the washing machine door shut and the process of the clothes washing and a song building up began. The music sounded Mexican and familiar as he zoomed up to the kitchen. He put the dishes in the left part of the sink, cranked the faucet up to full hot water power, and squeezed the rest of the dish washing soap into the running water.

Bill (PM): THINGS ARE LOOKIN' ARRRRRRIBA!

I finally know this music, it's "Shake, Shake, Shake, Senora"! I love that song but Bill was dancing to it while a lot of water was running loose ready to break free and probably flood the place.

Bill (Me): Come on, Ice Queen, the plan's working! Wanna come outta your body and dance with me?

Me: No thank you and I don't even know if I can escape this.

Bill (Me): Sounds like a you problem. Oh well, you can watch the fun either way.

He zoomed to the two bathrooms and turned on the faucets up to full speed as well. After he was back at the kitchen he added:

Bill (PM): And if you want an encore just let me know.

All the running water was pouring down to the floors by now. I could hear all the water running & pouring and the washing machine rumbling, for the first time, the sound itself was scaring me. Bill was cha-chaing, spinning, and just being plain crazy while the water was rising.

Bill (PM): Come on, Blue, they basically want the house clean, right? Why don't you help me?

Me: How when I'm stuck in a FRICKIN' SOUL CAGE?

Bill (PM): Just use your hydro-telekinesis to swirl the water so that everything in the house'll be clean. Don't you want Yellow to join you or not?

Me: Alright, this better work.

I couldn't taking any chances, just one time and that's it. My powers are powering up &...I can't believe it.

It's working!

Me & Bill together picked up the rising water that was half the height of the house and we swirled it round and round and round.

That actually looks fun.

Bill (PM): That's the spirit, Blue! We'll have this house delt with in no time!

The water mixing and swirling with the soaps, made the water all topped with a layer of bubbles multiplying as it rose. Bill with my body was becoming to dancing along with both the song and the swirling, rising, growing water.

BILL CIPHER'S POV:

Me (Possessing Blue): Now since the song is ending, it's time for a grand finale!

Blue: What exactly is the grand finale?

Me (PB): You'll see.

This grand finale will be fun, Blue will have another priceless shocking facial expression when she'll see this!
Zooming down to their basement I went, suddenly I stopped at their furnace & dialed up the heat enough for it to explode.

Blue: WHAT DA FREAK!

Whoop, there it is!

Bill (PB): I know right!? Now Yellow Bolt will have to stay with us!

In just enough time, I flew us out of the basement, then the kitchen, then the house. All in 2 seconds flat when the song ended. We flew back into the sky on the way back to Blue's shack of a house. While I was laughing with joy, she was obviously silent with fear and anger.
A perfect ending to a perfect song. I wish this possession of Blue will never end...but I have a feeling it might...for now. But that don't mean she isn't still mine. Even before the ringing of her smartphone we both knew...

Ladies and gentlemen, we got'em!

Phew! Another long 1!
Welp, I only have one question for ya:

How will this turn out?

Stay tuned! 💙